Portuas

Portuas.com

    Ever thought of how ports and plugs work? Well, you simply have to walk up to a port with your plug in hand and fit the plug into the port. Now, if fitting in at first isn’t as easy as you’d imagined it would be, then get some lubricant, smear some of it on your hard rod of a plug and ram the living daylight out of that pussy of a port till the electric sparks of orgasm set the whole room on fire! And what’s next? Hop off that bed and walk out like James bond, having wrecked the whole scene behind you with your cum explosions. That’s the perfect guide to using plugs with wet ports. Well, you can thank me later.

    But before you go matching your plug with ports, I’ll be writing a review about an excellent recharge station for the days your plug is so full of desire for electric power, if you know what I mean. Well, I’m talking about the Portuguese escort site called Portuas.com. So roll out your plug, and let’s test some cunts as I roll out my Portuas review.

How Much Does It Cost to Plug A Port?

    What do the escorts here charge as their going rates? That’s the big question every serious schlong wants to find out. And yeah, it’s a really important metric to determine whether or not you should head for the wank cream tube already. Well, let’s hope you won’t have to.

    So, there’s the 23-year-old Ayla who lives in the Campo di Ourique area of Lisbon. Ayla is ebony with stunning tits and an amazing ass. She offers erotic massages, orals, anals, body ejaculation, etc. Ayla’s rates are 60 Euros/ 60 USD for 30 minutes 100 Euros/ 100 USD for 45 minutes and 120 Euros/ 120 USD for 1 hour.

    And well, there’s also the 22-year-old Marina with an alluring back view that even the greek god Zeus would wank to. She’s up for orals, erotic massages, costumes and disguises. Marina charges 120 Euros/ 120 USD for 1 hour. Again, there’s the blonde Luna Sereia who’s up for erotic massages, squirtings, gonzo facials, BDSM, and more. Luna charges 150 Euros/ 150 USD for 1 hour.
Well, these babes charge hourly rates similar to what escorts in the states charge and even less than the average going rate in the States sometimes. Well, thanks to the skies you won’t have any need to be wanking your rod to coma.

Port Dimension- Shape, Size, And Cum Enticing Technique

    What do escort profiles look like on Portuas.com? Well, just as seamless as the fine line that demarcates the butt cheeks of a supple ass and like the invisible strings that hold up firm titties. Now, profile pages here are pretty detailed and escort profile thumbnails are easy to peruse. Escort profile thumbnails are rectangular and allow you to see an escort’s name, location, age, hourly rate, and verification status at a glance. Profile thumbnails are present right from the Portuas homepage, and you can get a more targeted selection by doing a quick filtered search.

    I’d say a thing or two about escorts quality here. You’ll very easily notice that the babes here are not the average type sit at home and hungry for some cunt shaving fuck kind of girls. These escort are of pretty good quality and look like they are pretty good athletes on the race track of bedding sheets and some pillows. You sure as hell can tell from just looking that these chicks can take your dick for a ride to cum fantasy island and leave it there for hours stranded in swelling moments of bone-breaking orgasms.

    Escort profile pages are pretty detailed and show escorts’ names, locations, ages, prices, services, meeting places, available hours, photos, videos, a Google map view, and contact details pinned to the bottom left corner of the screen.

    In general, the escorts here are of very good quality, navigating profiles is pretty easy, and hitting up an escort should take you no time. These guys sure know that boner business is serious business.

Where Are The Ports In Your Home At?

    I’m sure you have ports at home and stuff to plug in those ports too. But chances are you have a plug in your pants, and you most likely are searching for the best port to plug that poke noser in. Well, hit in the Portuas.com URL in your browser, and voila! Ports will come rolling out in all different sizes and dimensions. Now, that’s exactly what the homepage of the Portuas escort site is. It’s a paradise of escort bubble butts, melon titties, and slippery Portuguese ports.

    The Portuas homepage has a white background and a pretty simple design. Everything here is also written in Portuguese and begins with a few button tags at the top of the screen, a search bar, and a filter bar. Now scrolling down the page displays an awesome amount of escort profile thumbnails. The arrangement of thumbnails is quite packed together, meaning you might just need to be a bit more careful when perusing escort profiles as it’s easy to miss out on some escort asses since the page is rather clustered. This makes me wish my schlong was a searchlight already.

    You’ll quickly come to the end of the list of escorts, and well, if your lusty eyes still long for more, you can click on the red load more escorts button for a seemingly endless array of escort profile thumbnails to come unfolding like multiple orgasms. After making it through the valley of the shadow of escort’s asses and titties in profile thumbnails, the bottom of the Portuas homepage ends with some notes on how you can go about getting a good fuck in Portugal and other basic Portuguese escort services info.

    Now, Portugal is one place in the world where escort services are legal and so you won’t have to race through a terrain of dick and cum villains while playing hide and seek to stick your plug in a port, and that’s quite a relief for a starved boner. Well, the page ends with a list of search tags that highlight the major cities in Portugal, and the top searches made by other horny fellows. And just in case you still need to look in some asses and choose which your dick will be the best butt plug for, then there is yet another show more escorts button at the end of the homepage.

    In general, these guys have a simple design going for them, and navigating is pretty easy, although you’ll need to understand Portuguese to interact with the interface. Well, a translator can help, but dudes, that’s quite some amount of stress.

What I Think About Portuas

    You should begin taking those Portuguese-speaking classes already because I want you and your boner scrolling through the pages of this site already. These guys have good quality escorts and a pretty straightforward site design making it the easiest thing in the world for your boner to stay friends with you while you navigate through escort profiles. Dispose your wank lotion and pitch your tent here already.