Puslu

Puslu.net

    Over the years there has been a heated debate between testicles and clits and what is the supposed bone of contention between both genders? It is the perceived idea that we as men enjoy sex more than women, I mean how would you be willing to put in all that work if you don’t enjoy it? Blah blah blah, but then again why would they just lay and groan passionately to the penetration of that rod, guess we will never get to find out because both genders are not willing to accept defeat. Well, what do I think? Not to be biased but I can only hope you don't find your answers in this Puslu review because that's not my topic today.

    Not deviating from the actual reason why you are here in the first place, to find out my take on the Puslu.net escort site, lol, I see you trust my sense of judgment and have got plans to get an escort for yourself. How fun! If I were in your shoes I would do the same trust me, it gets cold and lonely sometimes and the warmth of a baddie's pussy is all your body would be craving.

    I'd say Puslu already gives you an insight on what to expect by its choice of name, Pus-lu gives pussy vibes and is here to serve like there are tons and tons of pussies to expect on the site, well let’s ride along and see if the Puslu.net site delivers as expected.

Damning The Consequences

    Welcome to Turkey my friend. A country with a beautiful view, isn’t it? So I am just going to assume you are here on vacation and you are here alone, with no wife, no kids, no family, and all that hassle of having your balls uncatered for. Extreme privacy or sextreme privacy if you know what I mean.

    Throwback to the one time I was lucky enough to catch a fine ass Turkish escort in my net, was I lucky, because Seyda was a beauty to behold, with glowing skin, beautiful blue eyes you could get lost in them, legs so long they did a 360 degree round on my bed, Seyda was a native of Adana, 24 years of age, we had a good time and before we went down we had a nice conversation because Seyda aside from being pretty was smart too and you know with such a combination, she could never go wrong, she requested alcohol which we had, we got a little tipsy, she offered to give me an oily massage which of course I’ll be damn crazy to turn down, it felt like I was levitating with all that pleasure, I could not help but moan while her hands travel from my spine down my butt, her massage was indeed therapeutic and exotic at the Same time.

    And slowly, I turned around while she continued with her fingers on my chest rubbing down and down to my groin, at that point I realized I was far gone and I just could not wait any longer to feel the warmth of her pussy.

    The best part of my story isn't the experience, it's the price. Unfortunately most of the escorts on the site fail to list our their going rates. Now that's where I come in. To get smashed in Turkey would on average cost you about 550 TL/30 USD to 1,850 TL/ 100 USD. A decent enough price to have your cock all out blazing.

The Reality of Things on Puslu.net

    Puslu happens to be the first dating site serving Turkey's 81 provinces, 973 districts, and 2,469 districts and that is quite a large fam. The puslu.net site comes in an all-white background theme color with a blue text highlight for the labels and a purple header for glam.

    Sorry to announce though, the site lacks a language option button but regardless if you have the time and patience that is if your already bulging dick does not burst then the option of using a translator will not be a bad one.

    Furthermore, the home page appears to be a bit boring contrary to what the site title implies because where are the escorts' pussy and external features on display as promised, I can’t seem to find one, just an endless list of cities in Turkey and available escorts, that is quite sad, as I and as well you were expecting to see a trolley of boobies and bums to feast our already hungry eyes on.

    The site keeps redirecting on every attempted click on an escort’s profile making the site quite difficult to navigate, and as if the lack of the language option button was not enough the site goes on ahead to eliminate the filter option as well, as it appears missing too.

    From all indications, the site title was just make-believe, and the site's setup is all a charade, because not even one escort profile is available for view be it detailed or not, no matter how little the information.

    Puslu features a long list of cities in Turkey. So yeah you could yell damn and garb your reproductive region firmly! Puslu was obviously not playing around when they stated clearly the number of cities, districts, and provinces they cover

What I Think About Puslu

    In my expert opinion, the Puslu is nothing to write home about and has failed to live up to expectations and even worse, is poor in demonstrating what the site name is all about.

    Furthermore, the site has no escort photos uploaded and that’s weird, from all indications the site title was just make-believe, and the site's setup is all a charade. I 100% would not recommend this site as a remedy to your blue dangling balls, except of course you are in for a hot tasteless cup of disappointment served with regret and dismay for dessert.