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RealEscort Review

Breathtaking escorts
Vast array of filtering options
Has Trans, Male and Female escorts
Verified Profiles are available
Profiles and services are detailed
Has too many search filters
Has a smaller number of profiles
Site design is boring

Score 86/100

Listings

★★★★★★★

☆☆☆
Prices

★★★★★★★★

☆☆
Quality Of Escorts

★★★★★★★★★★

 
Spam Free

★★★★★★★★★

Navigation

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    Did you know that Norway is also called the Land of The Midnight Sun? What a beautiful little nickname for the country hosting some of the biggest and tallest people in the world. This is the Land of the Vikings. The amount of godly genetics that exist in Norway is unparalleled.

     Just as beautiful as their people is their country. The view of their lakes and of course you can’t forget the Northern Lights or the Aurora Borealis. I’m telling you; you get any woman here and you’ll definitely get her pants off. Jokes aside, wouldn’t it be great to have some Norwegian women riding us like no tomorrow will their perfect tits bounce and hit us in the face.

    If this is something you might be interested in, then keep reading. Cause what I'm about to tell you is about a Norwegian escort site where you might just find exactly what you’re looking for Escort and experience-wise. So don’t hesitate and embrace your freakiest fantasy cause it's about to become reality! Here’s my RealEscort.eu review.

RealEsort. Surreal Experience? Or Mediocre.

    Well, after checking this site out for a decent amount of time I can safely say that it’s primarily surreal and only slightly mediocre. It has some truly breathtaking escorts that make you want to keep looking at their face as you fuck them. Their escorts are so beautiful that I wouldn’t mind putting up with their slightly mediocre and annoying quirks without any complaints!

    Luckily, you won’t have to look too hard to find a great escort and also find out how much she charges. Escorts are required to post their prices to post their ad. You don’t realize what a blessing that is. Now after confirming whether you can afford the escort you like; you can just jump into the good stuff instead of hassling and getting on their back for a response.

     Now the escorts here charge considerably more than the states. The average rates I found were, 3000/4000 Norwegian Krone for 1 one-hour incall/outcall. That converts to about 340/460 USD. This is considerably more than what you’d end up paying in the US. But take a look at their escorts first to decide if it's worth it. I haven’t seen a group of women this pretty in the US ever.

Reality Defying Tits!

    No matter what floats your boat, you can find Male, Female and Trans escorts here. They can be viewed separately by choosing between the different options on the left-hand side of the page. Just browse through all the escorts of your choice and book whichever that you want to put your boat in. Take your sweet time choosing your escort for the night, there’s no use in rushing into it, especially since you’ll be spending so much here.

    You’ll find options to change the site to show escorts in another country in the top right-hand corner and you’ll find options to change languages for this website in the top left corner. You will also find more options along the left-hand side for massages and clinics. There are also ads for virtual/online sex if you’re into those kinds of things.

    There’s also a search bar at the top of the menu on the right-hand side. You can type in and search for anything you’re looking for. Though I'm much fonder of the advanced search feature right below the search bar. When you click on it redirects you to another page where you can choose between different search filters. Firstly you can search for an escort by name or phone number. You can also choose Category Tags, Appearance (skin color, hair, etc), Appearance, (height, weight, measurements, age, smoker or not. etc) Nationality, Ad type, Prices, Services, And location and date. My god they have multiple search filters under each of these too! Trust me on this, you want to be using the least number of filters or the broadest type of filters cause otherwise you might not find anyone at all. More on that later.

    There is a huge difference in how many female escorts have their ads posted here vs all the men and the trans people. So, it's safe to assume that the females here are the primary focus. So just like every other female-focused website, you'd expect there to be so many photogenic females posing and clicking the most seductive and flattering photos to make you choose them. Except they aren’t photogenic. They do not click the most flattering pictures but luckily, they don’t even need them. They have such perfect little bodies with the best tits of any place. Seriously, almost every single woman on this site has gravity-defying boobs. I’m so excited to put my face in them!!!

     This site also has tons of verified profiles that also state how long ago was the site verified. I mean it’s always great to know that the escort you're looking at in the pictures and the one in real life is the same. There’s also an option for you to report an escort if you find out that she isn’t real.

     The profiles also pack a ton of information including a message that can be however long they want it to be. They tend to write about how good they will make you feel and what a great blowjob they give. There’s also tons more information about the physical attributes of the escorts like their nationality, their body type, height/weight, eye/hair color, and whether shave and what not. This can come in handy to those of you who really want to fuck someone different from what they’re used to or if they have a type. I know I like blue eyes and blonde-haired women, and the land of the midnight sun has no shortage of them!

     The escort profiles also include a section where they list down all the acts, they are willing to do with you. They are usually all included in the hourly packages, but sometimes there might be some services that they would charge extra for. It's always best to talk beforehand about what you would like to do with her and ask her about the charges. Also, ask her the prices for some extra services or a little more extra time if you could afford it because you never know where the night may take you.

Trouble In Paradise

    Well, nothing is perfect and this site is no exception. The problem with escorts in Norway is that Norway is a small country and so there isn’t a huge selection of escorts. Now they have about 760 Female escorts, 8-10 Male escorts, and 40 Trans escorts. Now for Norway 760 is not half bad, but it's certainly not enough for the damn filters they have. Those things are bigger than my porn collection man. There are so many different ways you can filter escorts that if you choose all of the filters, I'm dead sure you’ll end up with no more than 5. There’s absolutely no need to make it so complicated. Us freaks like things easy too.

    My only other complaint is that this site design is also very lackluster and boring in comparison to other escort sites. The site looks like something a satanist cult follower would use to communicate with their brethren just with blue and white colors instead of blood red and black.

     The site has a ridiculous number of filters and has informative profiles. And has no ads or spam.   

What I Think of RealEscort

    I like this site so fucking much that I'd recommend my dad this site. This site will have you recommending it to all your friends and family on Facebook. And although I said the escorts are too few to be selective, you should still have a look since other escort sites have more unattractive profiles than attractive ones. It’s the opposite here and that’s why I highly recommend you go and check it out. Don’t forget to thank me once you have the greatest night of your life!

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    Did you know that Norway is also called the Land of The Midnight Sun? What a beautiful little nickname for the country hosting some of the biggest and tallest people in the world. This is the Land of the Vikings. The amount of godly genetics that exist in Norway is unparalleled.

     Just as beautiful as their people is their country. The view of their lakes and of course you can’t forget the Northern Lights or the Aurora Borealis. I’m telling you; you get any woman here and you’ll definitely get her pants off. Jokes aside, wouldn’t it be great to have some Norwegian women riding us like no tomorrow will their perfect tits bounce and hit us in the face.

    If this is something you might be interested in, then keep reading. Cause what I'm about to tell you is about a Norwegian escort site where you might just find exactly what you’re looking for Escort and experience-wise. So don’t hesitate and embrace your freakiest fantasy cause it's about to become reality! Here’s my RealEscort.eu review.

RealEsort. Surreal Experience? Or Mediocre.

    Well, after checking this site out for a decent amount of time I can safely say that it’s primarily surreal and only slightly mediocre. It has some truly breathtaking escorts that make you want to keep looking at their face as you fuck them. Their escorts are so beautiful that I wouldn’t mind putting up with their slightly mediocre and annoying quirks without any complaints!

    Luckily, you won’t have to look too hard to find a great escort and also find out how much she charges. Escorts are required to post their prices to post their ad. You don’t realize what a blessing that is. Now after confirming whether you can afford the escort you like; you can just jump into the good stuff instead of hassling and getting on their back for a response.

     Now the escorts here charge considerably more than the states. The average rates I found were, 3000/4000 Norwegian Krone for 1 one-hour incall/outcall. That converts to about 340/460 USD. This is considerably more than what you’d end up paying in the US. But take a look at their escorts first to decide if it's worth it. I haven’t seen a group of women this pretty in the US ever.

Reality Defying Tits!

    No matter what floats your boat, you can find Male, Female and Trans escorts here. They can be viewed separately by choosing between the different options on the left-hand side of the page. Just browse through all the escorts of your choice and book whichever that you want to put your boat in. Take your sweet time choosing your escort for the night, there’s no use in rushing into it, especially since you’ll be spending so much here.

    You’ll find options to change the site to show escorts in another country in the top right-hand corner and you’ll find options to change languages for this website in the top left corner. You will also find more options along the left-hand side for massages and clinics. There are also ads for virtual/online sex if you’re into those kinds of things.

    There’s also a search bar at the top of the menu on the right-hand side. You can type in and search for anything you’re looking for. Though I'm much fonder of the advanced search feature right below the search bar. When you click on it redirects you to another page where you can choose between different search filters. Firstly you can search for an escort by name or phone number. You can also choose Category Tags, Appearance (skin color, hair, etc), Appearance, (height, weight, measurements, age, smoker or not. etc) Nationality, Ad type, Prices, Services, And location and date. My god they have multiple search filters under each of these too! Trust me on this, you want to be using the least number of filters or the broadest type of filters cause otherwise you might not find anyone at all. More on that later.

    There is a huge difference in how many female escorts have their ads posted here vs all the men and the trans people. So, it's safe to assume that the females here are the primary focus. So just like every other female-focused website, you'd expect there to be so many photogenic females posing and clicking the most seductive and flattering photos to make you choose them. Except they aren’t photogenic. They do not click the most flattering pictures but luckily, they don’t even need them. They have such perfect little bodies with the best tits of any place. Seriously, almost every single woman on this site has gravity-defying boobs. I’m so excited to put my face in them!!!

     This site also has tons of verified profiles that also state how long ago was the site verified. I mean it’s always great to know that the escort you're looking at in the pictures and the one in real life is the same. There’s also an option for you to report an escort if you find out that she isn’t real.

     The profiles also pack a ton of information including a message that can be however long they want it to be. They tend to write about how good they will make you feel and what a great blowjob they give. There’s also tons more information about the physical attributes of the escorts like their nationality, their body type, height/weight, eye/hair color, and whether shave and what not. This can come in handy to those of you who really want to fuck someone different from what they’re used to or if they have a type. I know I like blue eyes and blonde-haired women, and the land of the midnight sun has no shortage of them!

     The escort profiles also include a section where they list down all the acts, they are willing to do with you. They are usually all included in the hourly packages, but sometimes there might be some services that they would charge extra for. It's always best to talk beforehand about what you would like to do with her and ask her about the charges. Also, ask her the prices for some extra services or a little more extra time if you could afford it because you never know where the night may take you.

Trouble In Paradise

    Well, nothing is perfect and this site is no exception. The problem with escorts in Norway is that Norway is a small country and so there isn’t a huge selection of escorts. Now they have about 760 Female escorts, 8-10 Male escorts, and 40 Trans escorts. Now for Norway 760 is not half bad, but it's certainly not enough for the damn filters they have. Those things are bigger than my porn collection man. There are so many different ways you can filter escorts that if you choose all of the filters, I'm dead sure you’ll end up with no more than 5. There’s absolutely no need to make it so complicated. Us freaks like things easy too.

    My only other complaint is that this site design is also very lackluster and boring in comparison to other escort sites. The site looks like something a satanist cult follower would use to communicate with their brethren just with blue and white colors instead of blood red and black.

     The site has a ridiculous number of filters and has informative profiles. And has no ads or spam.   

What I Think of RealEscort

    I like this site so fucking much that I'd recommend my dad this site. This site will have you recommending it to all your friends and family on Facebook. And although I said the escorts are too few to be selective, you should still have a look since other escort sites have more unattractive profiles than attractive ones. It’s the opposite here and that’s why I highly recommend you go and check it out. Don’t forget to thank me once you have the greatest night of your life!

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