RedLights.nl

Redlights.nl

    Many cultures attribute qualities of passion, anger, love, and sex to the color Red. So, it shouldn’t be so surprising that most strip clubs have red lights. But today we are not talking about strip clubs but something much better. Strip clubs aren’t my cup of tea anyway why would I go somewhere just get teased and not get a happy ending. What’s the point in that? Of course, you could definitely make an offer to the stripper and you could get a happy ending but that’s too much work. I’d much rather have a Dutch woman sucking on my dick and gagging on it like it’s her favorite thing to do and I'd not have to ask twice.

    If that sounds interesting to you then continue reading. Cause I'm about to tell you about a Dutch escort site where you can hire a companion without any strings attached. It could perhaps become the greatest night of your life. So, turn on the lights and put your glasses on, you want to be attentive while I tell you about this site. The time to turn the lights off will come later ;). Here’s my RedLights.nl Review.

On-Again, Off-Again.

    Now, this site has some truly exceptional escorts on here, but at the same time, it has a few annoying quirks that truly confused me. Looking at those escort profiles turns me on but the annoyance bothers me to the point of getting confused. I don’t know why but this site seems to have an on-again, off-again relationship with my dick.

    Lucky for us the escorts do mention their rates here. Although it’s not a required field so some escorts and escort agencies don’t mention it, but plenty do so I’m okay with it. The rates will be mentioned towards the end of the escort profile.

    On average it should cost you about USD150-200 per hour of companionship with a decent escort. You could go lower or higher than this amount depending on the escort and your freakiness.

I Just Flipped The Switch.

    You can find many kinds of escorts here. Female, Gigolos, Shemale, Fetish, and Couple escorts are available here. There’s also a separate section for all the swingers out there. Just have a look pick whichever escort excites you the most. If you’re not excited and even slightly nervous before your date with an escort, she’s probably not that breathtaking.

    There are Pulldown menus for Home Reception, Escorts, and Swingers along the main search bar. The pull-down options for swingers are quite extensive and make me wonder if RedLights.nl specializes in the swinging clientele. There are also more options for Massage, Webcam, Jobs, and Addresses (of sex establishments/clubs). There’s also a search icon that you can use to search for anything specific.

    There is also an option to filter your search results using the filter icon on the right side above the results. These search filters allow you to choose what kind of escort, province or city, age range, cup size, hair color and length, and her bush type, distance, weight range. There’s also another filter that lets you only see verified and/or Safe sex profiles.

    The primary focus here is on female escorts and sex establishments. The number of promotions they do for their sex clubs is up there. On the home page, you’ll see big-ass photos of top escorts and clubs. Although the text in the pictures is in Dutch so you can understand a word anyway. But oh god their escorts are a sight to behold. They have some of the prettiest escorts in all of the Netherlands. What’s even better is that they post the most seductive pictures they own on their profiles just so you can get a good idea of what sex with them will look like.

    The site also has tags like Premium, verified, and safe sex. Premium ads are usually for the top escorts, clubs, and weirdly enough for a Web designing company that specializes in erotic web Solutions. Having verified profiles is great since you won’t have to worry about whether the escort looks similar to the pictures or not. They give the safe sex tag to those escorts who are vaccinated and STD free so even that’s taken care of. All you need to do is show up and flip the switch.

    The escort ads include tons of valuable information like escort characteristics; eye color, hair color, height, weight, body type, bust size, ethnicity that kinda thing. They also include a list of all the services the escort is willing to provide to her clients. You’ll also be greeted with a short message left by the escort.

    Lastly, I have some good news and some bad news. The site is originally in Dutch. But luckily the website has a feature that lets you switch to other languages. Unluckily English is not an option. Thankfully google translate stepped up and I faced no major inconvenience using it.

Deja Vu

    As much as I like their escorts, I don’t like seeing multiple ads of the same escort. Apparently, there is no limit to how many ads a person can post. So many escorts here have multiple of the same exact profile just with a different title that it’s annoying. It also makes finding new and different profiles harder.

    One funny/confusing thing I came across here is that they list their services under “opportunities” and under opportunities, there are subheadings like predict, intimate, and massage. What the fuck do you mean by predict! Of course, google translate might have a hand in this mess too.

    There aren’t any past client reviews shared on the escort ads which is a bummer since that would really make the experience here to the next level. The site has great features without any spam or ads.

What I Think of Redlights.nl

    My first and last impressions of the site are quite different truth be told. After looking at their stylish and clean site design I expected this site to be more professional and have higher-end escorts and charge much higher. But all that turned out to be wrong. The high-end escorts are the escort profiles they are promoting and as much are premium profiles. Some of the goofy mistakes and annoying features they’ve made have completely ruined my expectations. But that’s actually not a bad thing since now it can help more people now. They have great-looking escorts available at affordable rates, what more can you ask for.

    So go on try it out! Whether this site suits you or not that can only be found out after you check it out. Besides after listing out its pros and cons thoroughly, I can safely say that it’s definitely worth a look.