RubRatings
Rubratings Review
โ Lots of massage ads
โ The whole US is covered
โ Free
โ Mediocre site design
โ Clearly fake massage ads
โ Feels boring
Score 56/100
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Few things cannot be fixed by a pretty lady tugging at your penis and giving that member a massage to remember! Tip heavily and the chick doing the tugging could get so grateful she might consent to tug your boner into her snatch and use her pussy muscles to give it one hell of a massage!
Now, I am sure you have heard of rub and tug joints. These are places that offer all sorts of exotic massages to all parts of the body, with very orgasmic conclusions and sex being very possible. RubRatings com is a site like that and today it is gonna be put through a review. So tune in for my Rub Ratings review and see if my extreme horniness rubs off on you!
Escorts For Rubs
You are old enough to drink, right? Well then I feel free telling you that rubs and massages are not the only things the girls on Rub Ratings have to spoil fellas with. But before I go deeper into that letโs see whatโs the going rate for rubs and cunt sucking on this rub-orgasmic site!
OK. The site has a nice list of US states with their cities and Austin, Texas was among the cities I browsed through. There are plenty of escort/massage profiles here and one who calls herself a love doctor offers cuddling, VIP massages, and exotic massages. Sheโs a MILF and her rates are $350 for an hour, $500 for 90 minutes, $650 for 2 hours, and $1,000 for 3 hours.
Another babe who calls herself Austinโs best-kept secret charges $140 for 50 minutes and $100 for 30 minutes. She gives Swedish and prostrate massages but has just a single stock picture that does not show her face, so I am unsure as to how genuine she is.
Lizbeth appears a much better bargain and is a 27-year old with very wonderful skin, a full ass that is a delicacy all by itself, plus a tight and toned body. She too charges $100 for 30 minutes, $200 for a 30 minutes VIP massage, and $300 for an hour-long massage.
So, while prices vary you can expect to pay like $100 on average for a half-hour-long massage or whatever you agreed to with the babe you booked. An hour will cost from $200 to $250 and that is a little more than the national average. But then maybe pussy is getting more scarce and expensive these days!
Masseurs And Escorts
In case you still havenโt understood whatโs going on here, it is time I reminded you that thereโs more than massages happening on Rub Ratings. Come on, did you think that ladies who never underwent massage training would suddenly get busy advertising their need to get their hands on you and rub, knead and beat the stress out of your aching body?
And why exactly would babes be advertising their services while nude or half nude if they are not expecting you to come to an agreement with them that will involve a cock rocketing up a slit! And yes, there are ladies here that imply they offer more than massages, but most do not and act like all they want is to knead you silly with their hands. Why they have to do this while nude remains unexplained!
Where was I? Oh yes! Enough ranting. Time to tell you what the profiles on the site look like and how they are arranged.
So, Rub Ratings has every US state plus a few cities in these states on its homepage, and to view ads in these you can click on any city and get taken to where the massage ads are. Letโs click on Seattle, WA, and have some fun!
Now, clicking on a city opens a page. This page is full of massage ads arranged by date and has a search bar at the top, along with some filtering options. You can use these options to view all the massage ads in each particular city or restrict your search to reviewed ads, hidden ads, or ads you added to your favorite list when logged in. Other options at the top of this page let you change how the page is oriented and choose from between gallery view and list view.
So, massage ads on the site all have an image thumbnail, with text on this showing the location of each babe and sometimes a few words about what services she renders. Most thumbnails display images of Asian girls and there are far too many of these to be a coincidence. I feel these images were taken from the internet and booking a chick whose profile has these images of cute Asian babes is a sure way to get disappointed. I am not saying that Asian profiles on the site are fake, but there are far too many of them for all to be genuine.
Now, every massage ad here usually have multiple images that are viewable in slideshow format, plus a detailed bio. The contact details of each escort are provided and thereโs a review button you can click to see what if any reviews of their services are available. Another option lets you tip any girl you like in Bitcoin. And lest I forget, to see any review here you have to login or be a member of the site. I like that about as much as I like getting fucked in the ass with a spade!
On the whole, escorts, sorry massage babes on the site are of average quality. Most profiles are obviously fake or use fake images, so be careful here.
A Matter For A Rub!
Going to Rub Ratings com for the first time? Expect to get taken to a swanky page and get prompted to select a US city of your choice. Click the Select Your City option and the homepage proper opens for your perusal. Every US state is listed here, but not every city. This homepage is stark, having an off-white background color and few other features.
The top left is where to find the site logo, with the right portion having the Cities and Info links. The first is useless, but the second has a pull-down menu that contains information guiding you on how the site works.
If you want to log in or register the homepage is not where to do it. Instead, you must first click on a city and above all the massage ads you will find a login option. Clicking on this lets you register for free with just your email and your phone number, though the latter is optional.
Site features are average if not mediocre and the site while easy to use does not feel engrossing. Thereโs spam too.
What I Think of RubRatings
Well, Rub Ratings is just there and there is no single fact or feature about it that impresses or makes you consider a return visit. There really is no reason to recommend it, but you could perhaps one day let up the chokehold you have around your cock and make an effort to visit the site!