SecretHostess
SecretHostess Review
โ Hot, sexy escorts
โ Free
โ Lots of escort ads
โ Private receptions & massage
โ Easy to navigate
โ Limited available regions
โ Homepage is choked with words
Score 72/100
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SecretHostess.com
ย ย This site name makes me believe a rumor that trended last winter about a secret hostess that does not come out of the male restroom of a plane. For every visit you make to the restroom, your cock either gets to be sucked, fondled, massaged, or fucked. You get to leave the restroom with a beaming smile because your cock seems to be satisfied.
ย ย I would love to have such an experience. I know you have the same wish, which is why I am bringing this secret hostess review your way so we can both learn how to handle situations when we get to meet the secret hostess. SecretHostess brings us premium escorts in Australia, so make sure to fasten your seat belts before the plane takes off.
The Secret Homepage
ย ย Just to show how secret this homepage is, you have to agree to certain terms and conditions before accessing the page. Not to worry, itโs not difficult. Itโs more like agreeing to bang a hostess with your cock in the restroom of a moving plane; it is that simple.
ย ย The white and black look of this homepage makes it look like the official work site of a remote worker, maybe this is how best they can keep things coded and secret. The site color gives the impression that when you get an escort here, you will have to enjoy each otherโs company in a suit and tie apparel, and when it is time to get naughty, you will have just a tie and socks on while she has her undies or lingerie.
ย ย Before we get carried away by our vivid imaginations, letโs check out the features of this site. There is the secret hostess logo, the meet and fuck button, and the hookup button; these names give me sexual tension as I can feel my cock begging to be freed, and just as the major function of your cock is to be with a cunt, the major function of these buttons is that it takes you to a third-party site where you get to see ladies who are waiting to be banged, and a dating site respectively.
ย ย Below the logo is a search icon that allows you to search for cities and suburbs as well as filter the type of escort you need. Lest I forget, the local sex and the sugar baby button also take you to a dating site. I wonder why these sites refer one to a dating site when clicked on, maybe the site owner has never had a chance at love or does not believe in it, hence this. Quite pathetic.
Just in case you are moving from Toronto to London and are in search of an escort for company, the select city button will gladly do you the honor of navigating escorts in any city of your choice. The menu tab, which is next to this, simply holds the login and register button, blog post, ads listings, and others.
ย ย The above features of the secret hostess site seem to be boring compared to other escort sites that have enough content. Well, letโs move on. Next up is an introductory message about Secret Hostess Escorts. Below this are escort ads, which I do not find pleasing.
ย ย At this point, I am sure you are tired of the many written words and would love to see some fine ass and large round titties, me too. My cock has been craving for it, but letโs check out what else we can find here at Secret Hostess.
ย ย Further scrolling reveals the Top Countries category, which houses the top countries for escorts on this site, and then the All Countries category, where you have other countries. A click on any of these countries simply reveals the escorts for that country.
The bottom page of this site carries blog posts that have answers to any question you might have, ranging from the type of services they offer to their fetishes and others.
The Secret Hostesses
ย ย I hope clicking on any profile thumbnail of any secret hostess will enable us to appease our boners because I am tired of explaining to my cock why we havenโt viewed photos of his other half, which is the cunts of these escorts. Without wasting time, letโs find out: my boner is running out of patience. A click on any of the countries listed allows you to filter your preferred city, after choosing your preferred city, you get to meet with escorts from therein.
ย ย The profile thumbnail of each of these escorts carries brief information about the escorts, such as age, a brief bio, location, and name, and a click on any of them takes you to the escortโs personal profile. Each escort profile carries well-detailed information about the escort, there are also photos of these escorts, contact details, availability schedules, tour schedules, a price rate, as well as contact information.
The Secret Levy
ย ย What do you think about tipping off these escorts for a job well done? If you ever consider this, then here is a piece of information for you.
ย ย So yeah, thereโs Pandora whoโs 24, a sexy French girl who loves to travel and discover new things, she offers services such as teasing, affectionate cuddling, etc. Says she is just a call away and charges $300 per hour.
What I Thinks of SecretHostess
ย ย An overall view of this homepage is that it has too many written words, which can bore users, all we want is to see photos of cunts and boobies, enough to make us wank and jerk off, and not a tutorial on how to spell, read and write.