SelfieEscorts

SelfieEscorts.com

    Escorts do take selfies and rather wank-worthy these tend to be! But the escort selfies we are talking about right now is an international site that hosts escorts from much of North and Latin America. This cock-milking site is apparently headquartered in Argentina and is set for a review today. Yeah, here’s my SelfieEscorts.com review, and reading it might persuade you to wank till your boner is bloody and limp enough to be permanently buried!

Banging Escorts And Selfies

    Before we start this review, it bears stating that Selfie Escorts com is mainly meant for a Latin audience. As such, Spanish is the default site language and sadly there's no option to switch this to English, Esperanto or whatever else.

    Even more sadly, escorts on the site appear unwilling to list their prices. I don’t think this can be attributed to shyness, because these sluts are perfectly okay with spreading their legs and showing you the size of their ovaries. They can’t do that and then get coy when it comes to listing how much a fella needs to have in hand to slip it into them and shift their kidney with one hella massive dick!

    Anyway, are you a betting man? If you are, then you are the kind of guy I love, no homo. Now, I am willing to wager that escorts on this escort site charge much less than American escorts. So, I would imagine that a hundred dollars will get you far on Selfie Escorts and you can pick up and bang any chick there for a hundred bucks. This banging should last at least an hour, which is long enough to make the aforesaid chick regret opening her legs for your oak tree woody to enter and do its job, right? Attaboy!

Plenty of Latina Hotties!

    There are a lot of Latina hotties in the real world for sure. But I never realized just how many of these there might be on this escort site Argentina, till I saw these cock-ballooning babes packed to the gunwales on the Selfie Escorts homepage! These ladies look to be of above-average quality and VIP escorts are even available for the discriminating individual who likes to boast about sucking VIP escort pussy on the regular! Trans sluts are present as well for those who want to brush their teeth with a mile-long trans boner and wash out their gullet with a gallon of fresh jism!

    Escort image thumbnails on the site feature a location, phone number, plus availability details. The names and ages of these escorts Latina are pasted just above their image profile thumbnails and that seems like a strange place to put vital information like that. Profiles are arranged in sections, with the Plus escorts featured first on the homepage, followed by the Top grade of escorts and the rest of the girls.

    I clicked on quite a few escort image thumbnails, all for reviewing purposes of course, rather than wanking ones. On a normal, each escort profile has multiple images and videos. Like there’s usually a video at the top of each escort profile, and just below these are Data, Videos, Photos. Whatsapp, Call, and Contact links. You can click any of these links to get right to whatever part of any escort profile that you like. Profiles also have a brief personal text that gives you insight into the escort whose cunt you intend to shred with your flaming minigun! These profiles additionally have a list of categories that they belong to, can be shared, reported, and rated.

    Take Gisel for instance, a 24-year old chick with a mighty big ass who lives in the Federal Capital and describes herself as a very nice lady who loves to kiss and have sex. She also mentions something on her profile about being crazy about sucking boners, has an impressive rack, nice legs, and a rather pretty face. I sure would give up my inheritance to have her fat ass suffocate me for a few minutes!

    Majo too is a big-boned lady with a very natural, impressively full, and amazingly hefty set of knockers. She comes pretty, meaty, and tattooed and so horny you better not go knocking on her door unless you intend fucking her till her knees knock together when she’s walking!

    Diana on the other hand is 27-years old and as peachy as a fresh lemon. She lives in Belgrano, Argentina, and is a white-skinned, leggy babe who’s into therapeutic massages. She does not seem to be available for penile excavation, but she better be letting fellas sniff her drawers and examine her cunt for pussy juice or I am not booking her services!

    So, escort profiles on the site are detailed, especially where media are concerned. The profiles though could do with better polish and more careful arrangement.

Selfie Escorts Site Fit For Sex!

    The first time you visit this escort site Argentina, you will be presented with a selection of countries and asked to pick from these. Of course, Argentina headlines this list and it is this you must select or thunder and lightning will have something urgent to discuss with you later tonight!

    The Selfie Escorts site is attention-grabbing but sadly overcrowded with escort image thumbnails. The default site background color is black, but the featured thumbnails are on the very colorful side and pretty up the whole shebang.

    At the far right of the homepage are login and registration tabs, plus a couple of search bars that lets you search for escorts by name or area. Also in that location is a pull-down menu that lets you filter escorts by their sex. You can use this to fill the homepage with trans, female and La Plata escorts. Incidentally, registering on the site is free, but there seems to be not much need for that unless you can speak fluent Spanish or know your way around translating software.

    Tabs are present atop the homepage and these lets you seek out VIP escorts, trans escorts, male escorts, videos, and stuff. More advanced content sorting options are available at the far left corner of the homepage. A menu there allows sorting escorts by location or physical attributes. More of these is available at the bottom of the homepage.

    Anyway, there’s no spam in evidence, plus no ads that can be seen. Site features are slightly above average in usability and quantity.

What I Think of SelfieEscorts

    Selfie Escorts has a nice ring to it and hosts plenty of quality escorts looking to ring your bell and get your balls clanging together loud enough to wake the saints! It’s not the easiest site to use, but it does great overall.