SexJobs

SexJobs.nl

    Ah, I guess you don’t need me to tell you what this site is all about. The site name pretty much does it by itself. I like that about such site names, they’re straight to the point and don’t have a bullshit origin story linked to its name. Just so it’s clear I'll tell you what this site is for. This is a place for you to search for or post ads for erotic services. Who wouldn’t want to help themselves with some mind-blowing company! Although I'm sure you’d rather have your dick blown!

    If fucking some Dutch woman in the weirdest of poses and whatever else you want sounds interesting to you then continue reading. Cause today I'll be telling you about a Dutch escort site that could help you to put together the pieces for the best fuck of your life. Here’s my SexJobs.nl review.

SexJobs, Top-Notch? Or A Major Flop!

    SexJobs certainly has some exceptional escorts that appear to be top-notch, but at the same time, it has a few features that really ruin the experience of browsing through this site and make me forget about this site altogether!

    One irritating thing about this site is that it apparently thinks itself to be a high-end escort site and so the escorts are not required to mention their rates. Luckily the escorts here are more professional and smarter than the site developers since most of them mention their rates in their profile descriptions. Out of 4 profiles that I checked out 3 listed their prices which is good enough for me.

    If asked, I'd say you can book a high-end escort here between USD150-250 per hour. This is a fair enough price considering the kind of escorts they have here.

Blowjobs Worth The Hype!

    There are many categories of escorts here. You can choose from “Ladies of Pleasure”, “Free Sex Contact”,” Cam & Phone Sex”, “Gay & Bi” and “SM”. Just browse through whichever category escort tickles your fancy and book whichever escort that makes you giddy with excitement.

    You’ll find a few search filters and options on the main taskbar. This task/ Search bar has a keyword input, a pulldown menu to select a category of escort or a sex act. Another pull-down menu asks you to enter your postal code and choose between Dutch or Belgian escorts. You can also select a distance radius from your pin code to see the profiles in that radius.

    The primary focus of this escort site is on the female escorts or” ladies of pleasure” as they choose to call it though the Gay and Bi escorts aren't that far behind. The difference in their profile numbers is about 250. So, you can expect a fair amount of nudity in the profile thumbnails. Just make sure to view only the female escorts or you will get caught off guard by random dick pics. Of course, it’ll probably just be a pleasant surprise if it’d been a pair of perfect tits.

    The profile descriptions happen to be the longest I've ever seen here other than the Japanese brothels. But those were also descriptions for entire brothels and not for each escort. Apparently, the escorts here have a lot to say. I prefer my women moaning instead of talking but okay. Most of the time they talk about how good they are in bed; how are they are willing to make every fantasy of yours come true and prices. With past experience, I can definitely say they are absolutely down to try anything if paid more.

     The escort profiles contain information regarding the escort’s age location, tags, pictures, and videos. They also have a separate section that lists down all the services the escort is willing to provide. This can help you choose an escort if you have a particularly kinky request in mind. So, you can just look for which escorts do that particular service. You can also make it easier for yourself by searching for it in the search bar.

    Lastly, the site’s default language is not English. However, google translate still works decent enough to pull through and get what you need from this site. Nothing more nothing less. That does mean however that you're browsing and navigation experience will suffer since google translate works by using pop up dialogs as notifications to translate;

Downsizing

    It’s often to find anything without any flaws. So is the case with SexJobs. Firstly, they have about 2000 ads for female escorts and 1750 for gay and bi escorts, that’s neither a large nor a small number. However, most of you won’t be coming here to just have a vanilla experience. You’re most likely going to look for an escort that is willing to do what you want. For that, you should use their search by act feature, but even then, there are about 15 profiles on average depending on the act in all of the Netherlands. Seems like a small number now, doesn’t it?

    I also had trouble accessing the site at first. Without any VPN it showed error 504 this site is blocking you from accessing it. I used a US VPN network it still didn't work but it worked with a Dutch network.

    There’s also the matter of very unreliable google translations. Since the site doesn’t have any feature to switch languages of the site, you’re forced to rely on google translate to view this site. Unfortunately, I got the most amount of trouble I've ever gotten using google translate. Not a fun experience using this site at all.

    There are also no verified profiles on this site so you cannot be sure whether the escort you have booked actually looks like her pictures or is it even the same person and not some robber looking for easy prey. What’s worse is that you could get a better idea as long as they had customer reviews but even that is not a feature of this site. The only way you can verify the escort is by asking her for a video call confirmation and if she refuses then you better drop that idea.

    There’s also barely any information about the escort on her profile. Like I'm the type of person to find out their body type, hair color, eye color, nationality, height, weight, age, and most importantly cup size. (Yes, I'm a Boob guy) sadly you can’t find out any of this,
The site has decent features without spam or ads.

What I Think of SexJobs

    I think if you know what you are about to get yourself into then this site could be of great use to you. You should only use this site for a quick look in my opinion. Don’t spend a lot of time looking and browsing through this site. Just use the search filters and narrow down the search results as much as you can. If you find any profiles you like open them in a new tab and have a lot at them. There’s no use spending more than 10 mins looking for an escort here. If you found one great, if not just hop on to another site. You can also check out my review of other Dutch Escort sites.

     So, what are you waiting for? Go and have a look. They don’t bite unless you want them to.