SexyGuidaItalia

SexyGuidaItalia.com

    There aren’t many things that can't be fixed by a sexy Italian babe giving you the ride of your life. If you get lucky, you might be able to find one near your residence and be kept up all night. Just be prepared to tip big, they really like their men to have BIG wallets.

    SexyGuidaItalia.com is your guide to the magical world of Italian escorts. If you are in Italy and decide to dip your toe or dip your dick into a wet, juicy, Italian cunt then keep reading. Here’s my SexyGuidaItalia.com review!

SexyGuidaItalia. Sexy? Or Next Please!

    Well, SexyGuidaItalia (SGI) has a few things working for it. This site was born after the historic success of the adult magazine Sexy Guida Malizia. Since then, SGI has been the Italian reference for erotic ads and escort encounters. Modeling off of the magazine's success, the presentation of the SGI website is commendable. The site is well designed and almost a joy to look at. Despite this, SGI has a few oddities that might turn you away.

    One of these oddities is that the site believes it has the best escorts available on its site. So, to keep up the appearances of a premium escort service site, there are no rates mentioned in their ads. I shouldn't have to tell you how annoying that can be. Calling an escort up with a raging boner wanting to fuck her brains out, and being forced to negotiate prices with her when she obviously thinks too much of herself.

    I would say, escort prices here per hour would be around €40 to €100 per hour, which should be close to $35 to $110 in USD.

SexyGuidaItalia. What A Blessing!

    The escorts on this Italian escort site are not high-end, but that makes it a blessing for many. You will predominantly find Female and Trans escorts here. For other services, you’ll either have to check the escort profile or contact them directly. You can book whichever escort gets your dick’s blessing.

    Pull-down menus that read “Escort” and “Trans” show the different regions where you can book them. You can view them just by bringing the cursor over these headings. There is also a Home, Video, Blog, Research, and Sexy Guide to Italy button.

    The escort profiles vary greatly. Some profiles have attractive images on their profiles along with racy videos that tell you that they mean business. You will find that some profiles mention in great detail; their physical attributes, their services, and their passions. You are supposed to look for profiles like these, the rest are not worth your time. Luckily this escort site does not have much in the form of ads and spam so navigation is extremely smooth.

    These escorts also have videos that you can check out. These videos are meant to give a closer look at the escorts and allow you to imagine what a blessing an hour with them would be like. A very effective seduction technique if you ask me.

    Unfortunately, there isn’t a search bar that allows you to look for profiles with a specific tag or an escort by name. You have to manually search each escort and her profile to know for sure whether she offers what you are looking for. Thankfully the site works fast so manual checking each profile is not as annoying as it would seem. For a site that deals in this price range, it’s a blessing they mention their services at all.

    One fun thing about this site is that, instead of writing down all the sex positions the escort is willing to do, they can just select images of those sex positions. The images are artistic, animated designs that lend a very sophisticated and professional vibe to the entire site.

    Escort quality on SGI is definitely above average, and for these rates, I’d say you should definitely give them a shot.

Sexy Guida Italia. Sorry I’d Rather Have Epilepsy.

    Now, while the escort quality is acceptable, the number of escorts available on this site is smaller than your ex’s current boyfriend’s dick. There’s is barely anything to work with. In all of Rome, there are just 5 profiles. Even worse, all those escort ads have expired. I don’t understand why any escort site would show you expired escort ads.

    Also, most escort ads are not even worth considering. Once you visit the site you will find that many of the profiles are not the least bit attractive. The profile pictures they click are so ugly and with such horrific angles, it kinda looks like if girls decided to take their nudes as tastefully as guys do.

    Although some escorts mention their measurements, prices, services, and passions; most do not. It takes time and effort to build up your profile however, it is quite evident that many escort ads here were made in a hurry.

     For some of the profiles on this site, I felt worried about their hygiene. One such escort also stated that she doesn’t charge extra for raw sex. Now I don’t know about you, but those two pieces of information together scare me even more. I’m scared I’d get Herpes or Aids man. No thanks, I’d rather sleep alone.

What I Think of SexyGuidaItalia

    In my opinion, the site has decent escorts and although you might have to put in some time to find one that actually gets you hard, the site is very easy to navigate so it’s not that much trouble. You can definitely find an escort who you’d be willing to bless with your dick, but remember it's still risky. If what you are looking for is a quick, cheap fuck then this is definitely worth checking out. If you come from money, spend it someplace else.