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ShemaleCanada.com

If you have ever wanted to have an MFM orgy but couldn’t, I would wager that the next best thing would be to get a shemale escort to provide such a service. Why? Well, she’s bound to have a telegraph pole of a penis, plus watermelons on her chest. Thus, you can suck on her tits while her dick is so deep in you that you will be going to the emergency room later to dig it out!

Yeah, shemales do combine the best of both worlds and so today I am going to do you all a favor with a Canadian shemale escort site review. This escort site is ShemaleCanada.com and you better sit down and get your wallet ready as I jump into the site and find out if its ladies are worth a good fuck or two paid for out of your inheritance! Here’s my Shemale Canada Review.

Everyone Needs A Shemale Dick!

In a perfect world, every escort ad on Shemale Canada would have the price for services rendered attached. But the world is not perfect and if it was I would be the first to know since I would have a cock that reaches to my toes!

Anyway, some shemale escorts Canada on the site do post the fees they can take if you want to get intimate with them and these are not negotiable. Angelica, a slim and leggy beauty for example charges 200 CAD for incalls and 350 CAD for outcalls. That’s like 159 and 277 USD respectively, which makes it kinda expensive, or much the same as what you would pay for a shemale escort in the US.

Reyna on the other hand, who’s one of the most beautiful shemales I ever saw charges 500 CAD for 2 hours of VIP fun, 300 for an hour, and 200 for a half-hour. Couples pay 500 CAD, while outcalls are the same amount. 500 CAD is almost 400 smackeroos, which is like a lotta lot! But I do think this babe is worth it, especially because she appears to be one of the classier ones on the site.

And let’s not forget Kayla, a very pretty, busty, and leggy Asian escort. She charges 350 CAD for an hour, 300 for 45 minutes, 250 for an hour, and 500 CAD for an hour of massages and VIP treatment. Outcalls are 500 CAD and if you need to see what her cum looks like you will have to fork over an extra 100 CAD.

On average I would assess that you will be required to fork over like 200 CAD for a half-hour of fun with shemale escorts on this escort site Canada. An hour on average will set you back like 350. This translates to 159 and 277 USD respectively, which I think is a fair amount. You are of course welcome to disagree, but if you do and have a pair of tits plus a boner that could chop down a pine tree in winter, then you can go put your ad on the site and charge whatever you like!

A Shemale Fuck Like No Other!

I am not here to ask if you ever rolled in the hay with a shemale. If you did, then a good look at your cock is all I need to know the truth, because I will wager that pole would still be eagerly cumming in happy remembrance of what happened! If you haven’t fucked a shemale that’s a pity. Now, let’s take a look at the profiles of the shemale escorts on this Canada escort site.

Escort profiles on Shemale Canada are mostly bare bones. Featured are one or more images, plus a bio that can be distressingly brief. A phone number and location are included and some escorts list their email or OnlyFans profiles. Scroll down each escort profile and you will see more ads for other escorts and these are frankly distracting. Anyway, there are escorts with a video on their profile in addition to or in place of photos and the majority of escort profiles here have all the information you need to determine the kind of person the escort is and her suitability for getting naked with you and blowing that dangling trumpet between your legs!

In general, I would say that escort quality here is average at best. Most escorts Canada on the site can be said to be amateurs, though they do seem eager to get nasty with anyone that has a good amount of spare cash. You can’t zoom on the pictures on any escort profiles and they are mostly amateurish selfies anyway, plus there’s no way to scroll from one escort profile to the other. For that to happen you have to go back to the homepage, which is a chore.

Homepage Blues Max Edition

In a perfect world, the cops would grant permission for the site admins and creators behind Shemale Canada to be tied to a log of wood and tossed somewhere into the chilly waters of the Arctic! And no, they do deserve it, because their site is the most ad-laden and meaningless I have seen in months.

The site homepage does load fast, but non-escort ads are everywhere you look and nothing much shows logical arrangement. Tabs include the Shemales, Gallery, Video, Sites, Personals, Live Cams, Top TGirls, Forums, Links, Where, Theatre and Reviews. Clicking the latter two tabs takes you off-site, while the Where tab is not functional. Similarly, the Links and Forums tab are useless, while the Top TGirls tab lists a half dozen shemale escorts that I am expected to believe are the best the site can offer. This seems like a joke, but I am certainly not in the mood to laugh.

Now, the Live Cam tab does what it says, the Personals tab is supposed to be where you go to meet trans girls you can date, but it doesn’t live up to the hype, the Sites tab is full of ads for trans XXX sites, while the Video tab has less than ten videos whose origin is unclear. The Gallery tab is a sweet find, with the Shemale tab having a long list of shemale escorts who need a dick in them about as soon as you and your homies can get it up! You can sort these shemales by name or the provinces they reside in, which means getting a list of Manitoba shemale escorts or Saskatchewan shemale escorts will take you a few clicks at the most. There’s also a signup option here, though why it is here and not at the top of the homepage is inexplicable.

If you were to scroll down the Shemales Canada homepage, the bottom has a long list of vertically arranged Canadian cities like Nova Scotia, Barrie, Vancouver, Victoria, and Labrador and a single click will get you escorts in these cities. As to why the site admins thought the bottom of the page was a good place to hide this list, you will have to ask them. But be sure to do that with murder in your hearts!

Overall, I would assess the site as having an adequate range of features and having a good enough design. But any admiration I might have for the site design is drowned under the deluge of ads scattered all over the homepage and elsewhere.

What We Think of Shemale Canada

I think there should be an immediate all points bulletin for the capture of the site designers behind Shemale Canada! This site has more ads than I have seen in months, links and tabs that make no sense, and escort ads that often showcase escorts of nearly zero value to even a sex addict!

Overall, there’s no way I am recommending this escort site Canada. And I need a kilo of weed right now to purge my mind of the site design monstrosities I saw!