SimpleEscorts Costa Rica

Cr.SimpleEscorts.com

    I wonder why the site owner decided to name this site Simple Escorts. Could it be escorts here are simple in the sense that they don’t offer many services, or their body type or physique looks simple? The name sounds rather weird. I hope a twist comes in, though. Like, the escorts look simple, but the services they offer are not simple but rather fancy and hard-core.

    My dick would love such a ceremony because it loves to be teased. Well, this site brings you unique and simple escorts waiting to blow your mind with their fancy services. Let’s find out if the escorts here are simple by word or action.

The Homepage Of The Simple Escorts

    I wonder what the homepage of this site looks like; maybe escorts here would be clad in revealing long robes or whatnot. The site owner’s reason for choosing such a name has to be significant. Otherwise, I wonder why such a name would be given to an escort site. Well, let’s just find out what is here.

    I hope you didn’t miss your Spanish classes because the language of this site is in Spanish, but do not worry because there is a translation option. The homepage of this site looks simple at first glance, and the background color gives it a sensual feeling,

    The logo sits on the top left side of the page, while the login and post ad button sits on the top right side of the page. You get a welcome message welcoming your dick to Simple Escort Costa Rica and also asking you to search their selection of escorts, adult services, and sensual massages. Are you thinking what I am thinking? The sound of sensual massages makes me want to bolt down there and get a massage.

    If you are done imagining what it would feel like to get a massage from an escort in Costa Rica, you can continue this journey with me. I hear escorts from Costa Rica, though, are very good at handling massages. A touch can make your cock get hard, and more touches would make your cock spill every secret without thinking twice.

    There is a search button that allows you to search for escorts and the location you want them in. Scrolling down is a list of the most searched cities in Costa Rica, and then you get to see high-quality, sexy photos of escorts representing different cities. A button below this array allows you to search for more cities. Next up is a list of the most searched escort categories, and then at the bottom of the page is where you get to post ads.

    This sounds rather simple and boring because there are no boobs and cunts in sight. I am tired of explaining to my boner that it is a simple escort site, you know.

Let’s Meet The Simple Escorts

    The simple escorts of the site share a different homepage compared to the landing page of the site. It still looks simple but looks can be deceiving. Well, choose any location of your choice, and let’s get moving. I can see more cocks jerking toward Saint Joseph, so let’s go with that.

    A search button sits at the center of the page, and it is used to search for escort locations. A filter button sits right next to it, and it allows you to filter your escort preferences. I wanted to search for a blonde with large hips and ass that could clap and bounce on my hard cock with petite boobs, but I got disappointed because I could only filter gender, age, and nationality.

    A list of escorts in this region awaits you, and to the left side, are ads. Now, back to the business of the day, the beautiful, simple escorts. Each escort thumbnail carries some information about the escort, like age, nationality, gender, location, a brief introduction of the escort, and a photo.

    Indeed, escorts here are simple and it’s boring; no form of suspense or pleasure is gotten from just looking at these escorts, and escorts here seem to be low in quality. Well, there is a phone and WhatsApp icon that can be used for communication.

    The bottom of this page carries a blog post of escorts in Saint Joseph and also holds answers to frequently asked questions. Now, let’s check out the escort profiles.

    Clicking on the profile thumbnail of an escort takes you to the escort's profile, and the profiles of these simple escorts are rather too simple and annoying. There are not enough details, and it is as frustrating as your cock trying to pummel a dry cunt.

    What you get to see in the profiles of these escorts are photos, contact information, location, name, gender, age, nationality, and a very short description. It is basically what you see on their profile thumbnails.

    Escorts here are of low quality, and do not have a detailed profile.

The Rates of The Simple Escorts

    I wonder what these escorts would charge to have them keep your boner company. I hope it isn’t much because the profiles of these escorts don’t look encouraging. Well, let’s not judge a book by its cover.

    Too bad not all escorts here have a price rate attached to their profiles. You might just check out those that have.

    Meet Celia, a 38-year-old professional masseuse who offers erotic and therapeutic massages. Celia charges ₡25,000 per hour, and this equates to $47.

What I Think of cr.simpleescorts.com

    The only thing fair about this site is the price rate because it seems good; every other thing seems terrible. Do not waste your time here if you are after quality.