Spalumi

Spalumi.com

    Spain is home to some of the world’s best and hottest chicks, I didn't make that stat and I don’t think it’s real either but at least I got your attention for this and there’s no way you would make a trip around the world just to go watch some Spanish guy kick it at the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium. You would definitely need to get yourself cooled with some hot-looking Spanish escort. So if you are currently in Spain, let go of other activities and focus on this right now cos it might help you get one of the best fuck sessions of your life, you with me? Here’s my Spalumi review.  

Escorts at the door

    The first thing you notice after visiting Spalumi's official website is that it is an escort forum in Spain—while some of you might have known this before visiting the website, I didn't. I dived in head-first like a cock ready to destroy a pussy and by the time I’m in, I realized where the heck I am. Spalumi is a well-built forum like every other forum you have seen, it has a great homepage with ads and navigation that are straight to the point—and it is not hard to realize that this is an erotic forum. Scrolling below the ads, there are different categories sorted out with cities, from Madrid to Valencia, Aragon, and so on.

    The sub-forums on each city are basically categories that include escorts, erotic massage, street escorts, shemales, professionals, and much more. They even have a sub-forum for calling out escorts with fake profiles and photos. So basically, Spalumi is more than a site for hiring someone to suck the cum out of the sack and two balls you carry like a trophy, but to discuss everything erotica in different cities across Spain.

    Escorts on the site might cost between 30 Euros to 60 Euros per hour depending on how where you want to hire the pussy from. It is worth knowing that this price is an average number obtained from different posts I came across.

Putas everywhere

    Being on this forum for so long makes you feel like you breathe pussies for a living, you get immersed into the conversation of others, their experience, and warnings—the best part is you can never get bored in here, which I feel might be a deal-breaker as well since you might lose focus and go somewhere else. Yes, there are escorts listed but how good are they? I don’t know, I can’t say because there are hardly any pictures, one of the downsides of a forum, is there are posts but no pictures to go with them. I was checking through the posts from different cities when it dawned on me that I actually need to create an account to be able to see pictures on the posts and links—so basically the pictures are hidden from guests.

    For example, here’s a post of a chick called Sonia. She’s a 26-year-old Latina that charges around €50 per hour and €30 for 30 minutes. According to her post, she is good in bed and very affectionate, she is ready to chip in some extra emotions for you to totally drown your sorrow. Fuck session at her apartment and she does it discreetly, can’t be out here announcing the sex like a WWE Money in the Bank match. I couldn’t see the pictures because I wasn’t logged in but from the comment section under the post, the pictures are fake, there are 2 pictures of people that look nothing alike.

Unverified Putas everywhere

    Although verification might not be needed in some cases, its use in forums might actually be needed. Especially on Spalumi, a forum where you can post anything as long as you have an account, all you just need to do is post your shit and then you live, therefore there is no way to verify authenticity. Yes the thread can be used as a review section and we can have people playing detectives on fake escorts, but it still doesn’t feel that right.

Is Spalumi a Reliable Escort Site in Spain?

    More than a million Spaniards make use of this forum monthly, they trust the forum for whatever it is, and while I love the site and the idea behind it, I wouldn’t use it to hire escorts, and neither should you. It is already doing a good job as a source of erotic information in Spain and I think it should remain that way.