SpLove

SpLove.com.br

    Are you in the mood for love? Well, SPLove is not the place to find what you are seeking. But it might be if your definition of love has to do with fucking the fear of all that's holy out of escort cunt and any other slit them sluts are offering up at the moment!

    Now, SPLove calls itself a premium escort site and that's a fact. Their escorts are goddesses and if you were to hire them babes to sit on your face for a day, you could easily get enough inspiration to solve just about any problem facing this planet!

    Now, here is my SPLove.com.br review. Better read it and weep like I am holding onto your liver for dear life!

Worldwide Beauties

    For sure the ladies on SP Love must be from another planet! No way a woman can be that beautiful unless she’s a goddess or a witch! Or both!

    Now, there’s something you need to know; goddesses do come cheap in countries like Brazil. Take the 20-year old beauty called Antonella for example. She has perfect skin, legs beyond compare, a sweet bubble butt, and titties so pert they beg you to do things to them that will make them sag forever! Antonella charges just R$500 per hour and offers stripteases, massages and the kind of sexual intercourse kings would sell their mothers for! R$500 is barely $96 in case you were wondering.

    Then let’s move to Estela Becker. She’s also 20-years old and so fresh-faced, leggy, and beautiful you try not to wonder if you can afford to pay her to be your companion for the rest of your life. This goddess likes golden showers, stripteases, erotic massages, BDSM, and sex in every position. She charges R$350 per hour, which is $68 at the current exchange rate.

    What can be inferred from the two instances? Simply that escorts in this high-end escorts Brazil site are extremely cheap. That’s right, the high-end escorts on SPLove are taking the kind of cash per hour that the average slut in America will never accept for a 30-minutes long fuck. That’s amazing.

    On average, you should be able to pay less than $100 per hour to SPLove escorts and usually around half that.

The SPLove Story

    The SPLove homepage has an impressive selection of escort image thumbnails. Atop the homepage are escort profiles that are constantly moving around in a slideshow, plus highlighted and top profiles.

    At the bottom are links to escorts Brazil in varied cities and regions, escorts offering different services, escorts in the news, and escorts of a certain physical attribute. These links are actually present on all pages and provide more than decent content sorting options.

    Profile thumbnails only have the name of the escort displayed and that is not enough in my humble opinion. If you want to go through escort profiles here as fast as possible, just right-click on these and choose to open as many profiles as you like in new tabs. A search bar on the top right of the main escort page and all escort profile pages permits searching for escorts by name and yeah, it works.

    Within each escort profiles are multiple hi-res images and a video. Also featured is a stat section listing the age, weight, and whatnot of the escort, plus a short text where the escort tells you all about herself and what she does with naked male flesh.

    Now, escort quality on this site is above average by far, while escort profiles are average in the amount of information they hold and convey to the brain matter.

The Main Deal

    SPLove.com.br has a very eye-catching homepage filled with escort image thumbnails and moving slideshows of escort profiles. The homepage overall looks A-class and is rather colorful, but it does appear to be just a little crammed with escort image thumbnails.

    Tabs are present and include Companion, Categories, Models, and Videos. A menu appears on the first three tabs whenever a cursor hovers over them and these permit content sorting. The Companion tab for instance lets you see what the escorts in varied Brazilian cities are up to, the Categories tab mostly focuses on the type of services these escorts render, like threesomes and tantric massages, while blonde, tattooed, black escorts and more can be found on the Models tab. More content sorting options are at the bottom, as I might have mentioned before.

    I would give SPLove an A in general homepage design, but site features do not impress much. Spam and ads are absent and if you like the site you can enter your email in the field at the top right of every page and subscribe to their mailing list. Portuguese is the default and solitary language.

What I Think of Splove

     It is hard not to be impressed with what SPLove has wrought. An excellent and very colorful site design combined with great and cheap escorts makes for an unbeatable combo here.