Sustitutas

Sustitutas.es

    What’s the most suitable substitute for your wank lotion scrubbing hard against an already hard dick? Well, I’ll leave answering that to you and your rock-hard boner on the day your Biology says the white fluid in your scrotum is hitting critical levels, about to overflow, and needing you to quickly hit open the relief valve. Now, just so you are not entirely clueless, my hint is that you’ll be needing something tight, juicy, and squirting with watery goodness as the waterfalls of Niagara! Now that should help you decide what your answer is boner owner!

    Well, about substitutes? Just before you attack your bloody rocky shaft and scrub all the redness in the world into your dick’s head, tuck in your pecker safely, shift that wank lotion to the side, and substitute the dick in your right hand for a mouse and the wank lotion in your left for a keyboard, just so it’s easy for you to type in the URL sustitutas.es. And yeah, that’s the escort site I’ll be reviewing today. And just in case you ask why I’d take the pains to write you a sustitutas review? Well, I’m doing this for the days you have to silently go through the pains of an excruciating boner tugging against your zipper with no conscience, respect, or fear for any human somewhere in Spain.

There’s No Substitute For Cash!

    Yeah, you read that heading right. So, I’m pretty sure the escorts here have their going rates and I know you are sure of this too. But these chicks don’t state this in their profiles. Well, maybe it’s just hidden somewhere within the walls of their wet cunts and you might just have to rent a yacht and go sailing on some pussy juices to find out just what these babes charge.

    Meanwhile, you can save our yacht experience for some other day and take my estimate. Now, anywhere from 100 Euros/ 100 USD to 200 Euros/ 200 USD should suffice for 1 hour with most of the escorts here, which is pretty similar to what applies in the States. And well, you might just be lucky enough to find escort snatches that go for less than this. But then, it’s safe to stay within this limit.

Sustitutas And The Numerous Substitutes For An Ass

    Escort profiles are here right from the Sustitutas homepage. Profile thumbnails on the homepage are pretty small and show no information about escorts, however, hovering over these mini sized thumbnails show escorts names. Now, you’d be deceived to think that the escort profile thumbnails on the homepage are a precursor to what escort profile pages look like. Profile pages are pretty picture-detailed and contain plus size photos of escorts, videos, their telephone numbers, a Whatsapp contact button, a note by escorts,and a list of suggested escorts in the same location. There is also a report escort button just in case your boner gets shocked by the cunt that arrives at your doorstep.

    Now, while profiles are pretty detailed picture wise, they offer little written info, and don’t contain price, ages, services offered, or any physical descriptions and this is a turn off for me. Well, I don’t have to stress the importance of well detailed profiles, rock hard boners do that better. And no, I won’t go ahead without saying what the asses and cunts here look like. The chicks here quite stunning in quality and diverse in taste too. So whether it’s the milfs who entice your milk best, trans asses, or the tight bodied teens, you’ll find just a good amount of those here.

There’s No Place Like Home

    Now these guys have a firm grip on what they are doing. Ever had your balls and shaft gripped firmly and ridden till you are red in the face with cumshots spewing out of your vein ridden cock? Yeah, that’s just how firmly the Sustitutas escort site has a grip on your need for some escort pussy here and they sure as hell show it right from the homepage.

    Now, the Sustitutas homepage is not exquisite in design quality, so don’t expect the exotic classy site looks here. The homepage design here is pretty basic, uses a simple white background, and has texts written in red and black fonts. Small sized profile thumbnails are all over the page and although the homepage here could use an improvement in design and the increasing the size of the thumbnails will make for a better appearance, those are pretty just by the way since this site is so easy to navigate and you won’t have to pluck off the hairs on your balls to be aware enough to see this.

    The top of the homepage begins with a row of buttons including the escorts, bedrooms, transvestites, guys, publish profile , user dashboard, and support buttons. These guys are pretty cool and aware that your balls may freeze on seeing Spanish and so include English, French, German, and Italian in their list of language options which is available when you click the dropdown button to the right of the screen. The center of the screen has escort ads arranged in groups based on location, and below these ads groups is the total number of escorts in that region. The homepage here is split into two categories and has the escorts in Spain at the top and the shemales in Spain towards the bottom. And just like happy endings at the end of a massage, you’ll find the red “see profiles in other cities'' buttons at the bottom of each category. And well, if you want some info about the site, you’ll find this right below and near the bottom of the homepage.

    In general, the Sustitutas homepage is pretty simple in design and easy to navigate. However, it begins to feel choked as you scroll down the screen and that’s because the escort thumbnails here are pretty small in size and forced together like a giant sized pecker finding its way into a tight asshole.

What I think About Sustitutas

    Now I recommend the Sustitutas escort site if for nothing else but for the fact that these guys are pretty organized, have good quality snatches who look legit, and navigating here is quite easy. Well, you’ll have to verify prices yourself after contacting escorts, and this is pretty much the only hitch that comes to my mind when recommending this site to you. By the way, the cunts here look worth every effort in quality.