Taschengeldladies

Taschengeldladies.De

Feel like cutting your tongue to bits or seeing half of it dance on the ground as if possessed? Well, that sure can happen when you try to pronounce Taschengeldladies! Try it and see, but first, make sure that the emergency services are on speed dial, and be sure there’s nothing much you want to say for the rest of your life!

So, what happens at Taschengeldladies.De? Why, it is a German escort site. You know what escort sites are for, don’t you? Yeah, they are those places where you get to hire very fine ladies for the sole purpose of seeing how much they can make you cum in every awesome way possible!

Here’s my Taschengeldladies De review.

Following The Cumming Money Trail!

And now it is time to do what I do best. And no, I am not referring to pussy sucking or ass trawling, but to checking out how much escorts on top German escort sites can be hired for.

Well friends, I have long been suspecting that my eyesight is headed to Davy Jones locker and no better confirmation did I need than my being unable to sight a single escort profile on Taschengeldladies where prices for services rendered can be seen. Yeah, I got really bad eyes, which means that you all can send me your nudes and be assured that I will probably see nothing at all!

Anyway, you are here to know if escorts Germany on this site take the time to list the prices they charge, right? Well, it is my sad duty to tell you that is not the case at all. I have gone through scores of escort ads on this escort site and not once have I seen a single ad in which the pussy-hiring price is displayed. And no, that is not strange and there are many escort sites around where prices are for some reason never stated.

I figure escorts on this site cost almost the same as back in the states. That means you should expect to shell out from 100 to 500 Euros per hour, though of course, some will charge more, while others are willing to see take less to see your cock in their pussy. And yeah, you can book escorts here for 15, 30, and 45 minutes and pay less than what you would be obliged to pay per hour. But what’s the fun in that, unless you are one of those wankers who don’t want to take the time to punish pussies with sledgehammer thrusts for at least an hour till they are crying for mercy!

So Long Sweet Pussy!

Now, it is time to go over the escort profiles on this German escort site. For sure by the time I am through, you will be knowing if the escorts here are the kind that are good enough to have your noble dick rooting inside them and giving their ovaries a new coating of jism!

From what I have seen so far, the majority of escorts Germany here are amateurs who happen to have a nice body and a hunger for both money and thrusting dicks! There are some fine specimens of the female form of course, but most girls look like housewives who just finished a loaf of bread and a pot of soup and want a load of cum to wash this down with! Yeah, escort quality is average on the whole, but that’s not that much of a bad thing.
Escort profiles here on the other hand have a good deal of detail. There’s usually a gallery containing multiple images, a brief bio, and a long list at the right side of each profile that details the age of the escort concerned, her height, bra size, weight, languages spoken, if she has tattoos, hair/skin color, services rendered and more.

An example is Dani, a rather leggy Stuttgart escort who has a single image in her profile. She says that she loves to be wild, but that you better mention what stuff you want to do with her and on her when you call her up. Dani is 39-years old, has 75C bazungas, speaks German, is blonde, and offers cuddling, and erotic massages, apart from catering to some fetishes and bizarre stuff.

Then there’s Maria, a very hot 33-year old escort who calls Frankfurt am Main home. She has a rather enticing bubble butt plus sweet legs and can be reached via Telegram, Viber, phone call, and SMS. This brunette escort speaks German and offers BJs, erotic massages, and all the mind-blowing sex you feel like diving into! Better rush and give her a call!

One thing you might notice here is that escort profiles often have some words censored. Thus, instead of seeing words like Deep Throat, it will be usually rendered as D**p Thr**t. In this day and age, that’s rather gross and highly irritating and I will be writing to the German government tomorrow to complain!

And oh, all escort profiles on this German escort site come with a map of Germany pasted at the top right of the page. You can hover your cursor on this map to bring up varied German cities and clicking on these will bring up all the escorts in these cities. That’s a rather nice touch.

The Horny Devil In The Details!

I have since gone through what you can expect to pay for the services of the escorts on this German escort site, plus what you can expect to find in featured escort profiles. It is time we all had a look at the overall site design and features. So hang in there pardner!

If there’s anything remarkable about the Taschengeldladies. De homepage I will dip my hat in a bowl of stew and eat it like a good boy! The site design follows a standard format and remarkable is not a word you could honestly use to describe it.

Now, the first time you log into the homepage, you are faced with an almost blank screen with a box near the top. In this box are a list of some German cities like Bremen, Hamburg, and Saarland, plus a list of what can be found on the site, like escorts, gay escorts, trans, News, and Telephone Sex. Unfortunately, everything here is in German and some stuff when translated make no sense. Still, you will need translating software to find whatever you are looking for, unless of course, you can speak German like a cumming native!

We are all here for escorts, right? Well then getting ahold of these babes is as simple as clicking on the escort link in the box I just talked about. Do that and you dive a little deeper into the site and will be welcomed with a page filled with escort profiles from all over the country. Some profiles are pretty recent and this fact can be gauged from the date they bear. The page has tabs at the top, a quick search option, plus a map of Germany at the right. This map is of course the one you click on when you want to explore escorts by city.

There’s a reasonable number of escort Germany here, but I don’t think all the escorts on the site reach a thousand. I would assess the site as having average and even mediocre features, and the entire shebang could use an update that adds modern touches and make everything easier to navigate. Ads and spam are present on the site, but these are easy enough to ignore.

What I Think of Taschengeldladies

Taschengeldladies.De has an impressive-sounding name, but that’s frankly all that’s impressive about it! Its escorts are mostly average, as are the site features and design. There’s no persuasive reason to visit and bookmark the site and it is as forgettable as a dish of bread and water!

I don’t recommend this escort site Germany.