TheEroticReview

TheEroticReview.com

    Imagine a place where you can view escorts from all over the world and even go as far as reading reviews about them and knowing if they have the ability to make your cock feel like royalty. I once read a review of an escort using fake photos that didn’t fit the description on her profile. I bet you want the opposite of this.

    TheEroticReview wishes to avoid this from happening and gives you a heads-up for any escort you may want to spend time with. So, stay glued to this review.

The Home Of Erotic Reviews

    This site is not the regular traditional escort site you come across every day, so do not be shocked by whatever you encounter on the landing page of this site. Although it would be very interesting to see erotic photos upon landing on this homepage because it will set you cock in the mood for a jolly time.

    The homepage of this site looks too serious, and the colors used in designing the homepage don’t help matters. The first row of this page is the site logo and some control buttons. There are the review, messages, discussion boards, help, search, and log-in buttons, and each of these buttons plays a role in making navigation here very easy.

    The middle of the page has a comprehensive video introducing the site properly and telling you all the more that you need to know about this site and how it operates. It’s like a manual telling you, insert your dick in this hole, not that one, slowly thrust in, thrust out, go back in, and hit that spot so she releases a soft moan. Yeah, something like that.

    Next is a search bar to find providers via name, age, location, phone number, email, etc. The total number of reviews, new reviews, and numbers of users online are shown in a box, and that’s all. The bottom of the page just has other options about the page. Navigation here is easy, but it is kind of annoying that you have to either log in or sign up to access most features here.

It Is Time To Dig Up Some Reviews

    Searching for escorts reviews here can be tricky, but I’m glad I can be of help. Remember the row that houses the site logo and other control buttons, there is a review button there; click on it, and you’ll be directed to a new page. Several options would pop up under the review button, options like new review, search reviews, top 100, etc.

    Enough with the lecture, and click on New Reviews. You’ll behold a new page yet again. Relax, don’t get upset; remember, the patient dog eats the fattest bone. In this case, the patient cock, gets the juicest cunt. There is a prompt to type in a location to view escort review, but if you do not have a location in mind, just click on the search button.

    Voila! Escort reviews. You can search for these reviews by the date of their publication or by escort names. You can even modify your search by clicking on the modify button to search for escorts via radius, average ratings, service information, appearance, etc. This just has to be the best way, just in case you have an escort in mind already.

    Clicking on any of these thumbnails directs you to the profile page of the escort. Information about the escort is provided, such as her ad, personal and blog website, services rendered, etc. You must note that no two escorts have the same information. For instance, while one prefers to be called, the other prefers to be mailed.

Are These Escorts Real?

    Too bad that these days, you find more fake than real escorts on escort sites. Most details on escort ads are either stolen or made up, and because you are in haste to satisfy that raging boner of yours, you don’t even think twice before making payments to an escort who decides to either block you or refuse to see you and also refund.

    Girls like this are just out to dupe or swindle blokes of their money in return for nothing, you still go home to a cock full of rage, and you end up using the same fake photos you fell for to wank, jerk off and get up like nothing happened.

    This is an escort review site, so it won’t be a bad idea if you pay attention to the stories of other blokes and learn from them.

Escort Rates

    Unfortunately, escort rates here are only visible to VIP members, but I guess we can lobby around to find something.

    So, escort rates here can be determined by the rates of other escort sites in the region. For a quickie of 15mins, you should be between $40 and $60. Other special services can attract special rates too.

    On average, you can find escort rates on the scale of $100 and $150, on the low end less than $100 and on the high end, from $200 and above.

What I Think Of Theeroticreview.com

    Theeroticreview sounds complex, but trust me it’s not because this site gets interesting as you progress, but finding escort profile thumbnails is very stressful. The fact that the juicy part of the site is open to just VIP members is heartbreaking.

    Imagine that services rendered and reviews are only visible to VIP members; so annoying. If I can’t view reviews without being a VIP member, then screw this site. Anyways, if you find this site attractive, then go ahead and register because escort profiles look very interesting.