Tippelstraat

Tippelstraat.nl

    I wish I knew what to make of this site name, Tippelstraat, nothing rings a bell except for the thought that the site owner must have been drunk from a dripping cunt whom he refused to tip after strapping her to a pole and banging the daylight out of her cunt.

    Well, I heard you were looking for a website to clock in whenever you wanted to release sexual tension and pressure, strap your belts, it is going to be a bumpy ride.

Have You Strapped Your Belts?

    I hope you have tipped your boners with a lotion and strapped your belts because the asses here are just enough to throw you off balance, the feeling the escorts here give is like that of being in a club and having cunts and titties give you a daring look like, if you’ve got the balls, come get me.

    The site’s design is quite nice and does not look confusing but compelling. It has a mixture of black, white, and yellow colors and begins with a row of buttons at the top, which include; timeline, women, men, couples, shemales, BDSM, sex companies, and date types. Below this row is another that has the logo, login, and free sign-up buttons. There is also a language button that has just 2 language options, Dutch and English.

    Next is another row that houses other buttons like; webcams, blogs, sex shop, ads, reviews, sex jobs, online escorts, and other buttons. The sound of webcam makes my boner jerk because of the rhythmic movements of the cunts and titties here, and without doing so much work to my boner, I get to jerk off with premium excitement.

    There’s an introductory message that welcomes you to the site, and then you get to see the search buttons that allow you to filter the escort’s name, province, city, and type. With this, you don’t need to stress your boner by dragging it through the many profiles of these escorts, searching for your preferred escort. Do not stress that boner dude.

    There is a show more filter button, and guess what, with this, I get to sort out my choice of escort randomly or otherwise, I also get to pick my category of escort, the services I want, the language, age, ethnicity, appearance as well as availability.

    What comes to your mind when you hear the word grid? Perhaps a block of something that can be harmful if it falls on you. Recall earlier you were told to strap your belt, unstrap it now because the grid of cunts and titties that is about hitting might be too much for you to bear. Unstrap your belts and strap your cock to a cunt if you want your boner to survive.

    Next up is a grid of escorts, which is the more reason why your cock is so focused on this page. Escorts here are dressed in alluring lingerie that gives our cock an enticing sight. There is the option to load more escorts just right under the grid of escorts. Just as the next thing you behold below the belly button is the pleasure giver of the cock, what you see next here is Tippelstraat ranking top 100 and a blog post about the site.

    The site is quite easy to navigate because of its features and the categories present, the design too looks good and doesn’t look outdated.

The Strapped Escorts

    A click on the profile thumbnails of these escorts takes you to the profile pages of the escorts, but first, the escort profile thumbnail on the homepage already gives you a sneak peek of what to expect, because you get to see a photo, the name of the escort, gender, location, age, and contact details.

    The number of photos and videos the escort has, as well as how many likes the escort has is also displayed. Too many details for a homepage if you ask me, my cock is supposed to be in suspense and eager to know what’s behind the curtains of the escort profile page.

    Well, let’s hurry to the escort profile. The escort profile carries a little introduction about the escort, her ranking, valuation, followers, and number of reviews. Hair and eye color, weight, figure, etc are also made known.

    The services your cock renders to a cunt are publicly known, that’s the same thing with the services that these escorts offer, they are publicly known. How weird does it sound to learn you share similarities?

The Tip of The Strapped Escorts

    The escorts here at Tippelstraat do not wish for you to drag your boners around each profile, looking for who has a price rate, so it was included in the profiles of these escorts.

    Let’s meet Kimberly, whom I choose to call Kim since it is easy to moan and pronounce during meets and greets, especially when this happens because both representatives, Mr. Cock and Miss Cunt. Kim is a sexy horny lady who is a romper in bed. She charges EUR 250 per hour, and this equates to $265.

    Just in case Kim doesn’t meet your standards, there is the 27 year old Khloe, who is sociable and cheerful with lots of experience. She charges EUR 180 per hour, and this equates to $206. This is quite reasonable, compared to Kim.

What I Think of Tippelstraat

    If you are in urgent need of a site to wank and jerk off immediately, then I recommend this site, the bios of some escorts here are enough to make your cock give a standing ovation.