UsaSexGuide

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I am pretty sure that a place as big as the US does not need a sex guide, manual, or anything like that. On the contrary, folks there can teach the rest of the world a thing or two when it comes to matters of the bedroom and they sure do spend a lot of their time fucking and wanking!

So, today is the day for a review of USASexGuide and it is a site that lives up to its name. Rather than being a place where people can learn how the cock goes into a pussy, it is a forum site that focuses on the constant evaluation of the skills, personality, and worth of escorts, sluts, and more in the country. Think of it as a review site that you better check out before you hire an escort to gobble on your privates!… Here is my USA Sex Guide review.

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Live in a nice part of town? Well then, you and your fellas ever bumped into and fucked the same group of girls and regularly meet up at the local bar to critique their skills, looks, business acumen, and appetite for big dicks? Well, that is essentially what USA Sex Guide does.

This is not an escort site at all, though there will be links to escort ads scattered here and there. But the main purpose of being on a site like this is for fuckers all over the US to review every escort they fuck and detail her strengths and weaknesses. They will also mention their impression of the escort and if the encounter was so good they would hire the escort again you will hear that being said. Similarly, if the experience was terrible, you are meant to keep that in mind and steer clear of girls like that.

This is usually the point where I mention what escorts on the site charge, but as USASexGuide is not an escort site there would be no point to that at all.

Relentless Escort Reviews

USASexGuide is staggering in scope and capability and amazes whenever you take a step back and properly think of what it does and how it does it. The site is active in all states of the US, covers escorts, call girls, local street sluts who suck boners for tenners, and everything else, plus massage parlors, truck stops, strip clubs, and more. I would go as far as to say that being a member here and religiously checking out what’s posted about the escorts in your city well might be the key to eternal happiness!

Anyway, like I said, there are a lot of escort reviews on the site and most are highly entertaining to read and few if any offer uncritical praise to the escort the poster tangled with. One poster in the Minneapolis/St Paul area narrated how he got robbed at gunpoint by a female escort and her male accomplice. The girl in question was even dumb enough to send him her OnlyFans link before the robbery went down, with this link having her real name on it. Last I heard, the girl is still out in public pulling similar scams and it is only a matter of time before someone turns a Gatling gun or the like on her!

Another poster in the same area was begging for assistance with glory hole locations but not having much success. Yet another left a review of a lass called Holly who talks more than a parrot, gives sub-par massages, and has a very tight pussy. Fucking her cost him like $200 and he is confident that is money well spent. Lucky him and lucky for him that Holly is not my sister!

The Only Sex Guide The US Needs!

Now, USASexGuide is a pretty big but unconventional site. You can happily waste hours here and walk away smiling and determined that dirty skanks will never touch your money!

The site uses a dated design, with the homepage looking like it was put up in memory of a fella that died in 1997. The homepage color is white, though lots of greys are present. A blue header at the top hosts a significant quantity of tabs. Included are the Front Page, What’s New, Photo Gallery, Abbreviations, Sugar Babes and Escort Webcams. Ignore the last two as they will transport you offsite quicker than you can rip off a fart!

Also present within the aforementioned blue header are the News Reports, Private Messages, FAQ, Calendar, Community, Forum Actions, and Quick Links. A search bar is at the far right of the homepage. If you are logged in to the site, the Notifications, My Profile, Settings, and Logout links will all be present. Becoming a member here is free, with a link being sent to your email that you have to click on to complete registration.

A complete listing of all US states is right on the homepage, with this including Indian reserves, truck stops, and Commonwealths. A click on any of these lets you dive into the reviews they hold. After this listing is a section that focuses on Craiglist reviews of a few selected states. Next up is a Special Interest section that focuses on XXX addiction, sex, toys, jokes, stories, and the like. Following this, you get opinions and editorials and then a Site Administration section where you can suggest new topics or site improvements, see the list of banned members, complain about members, and more.

At the bottom of the page is an impressive chunk of names and this is the number of active site members. When I logged in for this review 2738 people were active, with 563 of these being registered members and the rest being guests. That’s not too bad. Further down are site statistics like the number of threads, -13,453- the number of reports, -4, 871, 485- and the number of members- 663,698.

Site features are lacking here and there are lots of blinking ads to distract. But that is to be expected for such a dated site.

What I Think of UsaSexGuide

For an escort review site, USASexGuide sure does well for itself. It is no-frills but does the job and because of that I feel obliged not to complain too much. Would recommend it, but with reservations.