VivaStreet Ireland

VivaStreet.ie

    If pounding away at escort pussy like it will gain you eternal life is what you live for, then here’s a golden throne for you to sit on! Yeah, we all fuckers need escorts aplenty in our lives and have honorably sworn to be constantly giving these chicks a reason to be walking around bowlegged!

    You could say I am a bit addicted to escorts and that is not a bad thing in my opinion. Look at it this way: escorts have pledged to make a living from selling their holes and slits to the highest bidder, while I and others like me have sworn to pay what these chicks ask for if we can afford it, while doing our best to give them a taste of rock-hard meat their aching holes will need time to heal from!

    Anyway, today’s review is of an Irish escort site called Vivastreet.ie. Well, it is actually more than an escort site and is a place where you can buy and sell, and hire escorts of all types. Tune in for my review and learn something new!

Escorts Run The Streets!

    Vivastreet covers much of the world, with Vivastreet.ie being its Ireland-focused iteration. The escorts on the site come from all over the world and want you in them so bad you can almost feel it in your wisdom teeth!

    Now, it's really hard to find escorts on this escort Ireland site that bother to list their rates on their profile. It is possible to click through a page filled with escort image thumbnails without finding one that says anything about the cost of fucking an escort pussy or hole of any type.

    If you are looking for fun with the escorts on this site, I would suggest you set aside like $100 to $150 for 20-30 minutes of action and from $200-$300 for an hour of fun. That competes well with what’s normally forked over in the land of the free and home of the brave.

Long Live The Street!

    The street is where you were born and where you will perish if you don’t leave your neighbor’s wives and daughters alone and focus on making escort pussy cry mercy! Ain’t that right, champ?

    So, let’s talk about escort profiles on Vivastreet. There appear to be less than 1,500 escort profiles on the site, which is a lot, but not an impressive number. There are VIP escort profiles, as well as normal escort profiles, and which you opt for will depend on your likes and dislikes, as well as the load your cock can bear!

    Options at the top of the page in which escort profiles are listed let you search for escorts by name, age, nationality, and gender. There is also a Latest option that lets you see the latest escort ads the site has on show.

    All escort profile thumbnails have an image, plus a title, with the location, and the age of the escort being listed. One profile with the title of The Best Brazilian Massage had 2 pics of a busty, curvy girl in revealing attire. She calls herself Annie, says she’s a 23-year old Latino who lives in Dublin and gives the most sensual massages known to man. I believe her!

    Another VIP escort profile was titled Erotic Massage XX. This one had an image of a thong-clad bubble butt, with info on the profile stating that she's a girl called Mel who’s 21-years old and willing to give massages but not sex. What a bummer!

    Profiles on the site usually feature one or multiple images, though there are some profiles without a single image, as well as some with a video or two. Escort profiles lack detail and polish, though contact details are included. Most profiles have like 50 words or so. There are many profiles with the same profile information, title, and contact details, but with different escort images. What this means is that there’s a lot of fake profiles on the site.

    I’m also not really sure if escorts on this site offer massages only, or are agreeable to having their cunts and asshole smashed open and cleaned out with fizzy jism! Almost all profiles talk about massages, though some mention something about the escort concerned wanting a good time with responsible gentlemen with hungry anacondas!

    As for escort quality, I would say it is pitiful.

Vivastreet Escort Homepage

    To get to the Vivastreet.ie homepage you will be asked to first click a box that says you acknowledge being 18 years and older. That’s a very effective method of keeping kids out of the site, right?

    So, the site design is simple, colorful, and effective. There are a My Account, Help, and Post Ad buttons at the top right of the homepage, and you can click on the first to either login or register for free. The top one-third of the homepage has a charming image of an Irish street and within this is a search bar that lets you search all or part of Ireland for escorts, dates, car, vehicles, properties and more.

    A selection of Popular Links lies farther down the page, and these include stuff like Dublin Escorts, Cork Escorts, and VIP escorts. Below is a selection of countries that Vivastreet is active in and above the Popular Links is a selection of Irish cities that you can click and get transported to.

    I found the site design to be a clean affair that is both easy to use and intuitive. But the range of site features is uninspiring and the site itself could do with a more liberal scoop of eye candy. There are no ads here, but there sure is spam in spades.

What I Think of VivaStreet Ireland

    Well, Vivastreet.ie is a sore disappointment. It would be better to have a leprechaun crawl up your ass and tie your intestine in knots than to book an escort or sexy masseuse on the site!