Yirantas

Yirantas.com

Take a seat ladies and gentlemen. I hope your bank accounts are suitably fat and you all have been wanking so much so lately that even your right hand is mad at you and in the mood to file a cruelty and harassment report to the cops!

Today is time for another review. And yes, it is an escort site that I am reviewing, an Uruguayan escort site, mind. Escort sites as you all know save you the stress of trawling the local bars, malls, and cinemas looking for someone you can hook up with without you both catching feelings. With escorts, you both know what you want from the start and you pay to put it in as you like and wriggle it around in the manner that most makes you happy!

Yirantas.com is the escort site I am beaming my searchlight on today. It is an Uruguayan escort site with sweet babes in spades who have a lot on their chest and ass, plus inside their pussies, mouths, and assholes to offer to the discerning! Here’s my Yirantas review.

Money making in Montevideo!

We are all adults here, right? That means you all know that escorts do their jobs with the expectation of getting paid, not because they like to go around gifting free orgasms and handjobs. Yeah, you have to pay for their time and skills in some way, and money is usually asked for and received, with the amount varying widely.

On Yirantas.com, escorts charge from $1,000 to $3,500. We are talking Uruguayan pesos here, not American greenbacks. 1000 Uruguayan pesos is less than 24 American dollars, while 3,500 of the same currency translates to almost 83 USD. These prices are charged per hour and seem cheap to me. 2000-2500 Uruguayan pesos per hour seem like the average price here, which is remarkable and means you can fuck more for less.

I am not exactly sure why escort prices vary so widely here. It could be due to some escorts valuing themselves more than their peers, but that does not appear to be the case. Like I have seen quite a few stunning chicks who charge less than other escorts who are barely prettier than a gargoyle in a good mood! I guess escorts value their pussies and assholes differently or something, which is good for them I guess.

Of course, not every escort profile you will see on Yirantas has pricing details attached, but most do. In fact, I think 75% to 80% of all escorts on this escorts Uruguay site list the prices per hour they are willing to accept. That’s better than average and saves time when you are going about your pussy-hiring task!

The Uruguayan Babe Factory!

There sure must be something in the water that these chicks on Yirantas are drinking, because most look movie star beautiful! Just about every girl here seems to have herself a sweet and unique bubble butt and almost all have a trim and toned body that I want to do very bad things to in my wet dreams this week!

I am not sure how many escorts are on this site, but there must be thousands. See, on a normal, the site homepage has less than a hundred escort profiles. At the bottom of the homepage though is a Load More option and clicking this means the site loads more profiles and constantly refreshes to the point where scrolling to the bottom can take you all month!

Now, let’s go into a bit more on the escort profiles in Yirantas. For sure I love how these profiles are arranged and the information each display. All have a very sizable image thumbnail and list information like prices, age, location, and services that can be rendered. With all this information in place, you only need to click on an escort profile when you want to check her out to the fullest.

However, not every escorts Uruguay here lists their prices on their profile thumbnail, plus the detail on each can vary in specificity and quantity. Still, I love what I see, and can speedily scroll down the homepage, letting the information on each profile thumbnail influence whether I click on the profile and dive deeper into what the escort has to offer and what she has to say for herself, or go my merry way.

Once you click on any escort profile you can see the name of the escort, her phone number, image galleries, and videos if she has any. Most do not bother to upload videos and a fair number take the trouble to blur their faces. Apart from phone numbers, escort profiles here usually have a direct Whatsapp chat link where you can chat with them babes.

More, escort ads have the date they were listed displayed, a kind of bio, plus the services rendered, and age at the top. Near the bottom will be an About Me, Services, Special Services, Meeting Place, and Report Ad section, all but the last having clickable tags that perform sorting options. Click on these tags and you will find escorts that perform the same services, have the same attributes, or are willing to meet in similar locations.

Paula XXX was among some of the escort profiles I clicked on. She’s 30-years old, charges 2K Uruguayan pesos per hour, and offers oral, vaginal, and anal sex without a condom. Yes, no condom is required to fuck this busty chick and her fat pussy. If you don’t want to pay her per hour, then get ready to cough out 1K and 1.5K Uruguayan pesos for 15 and 30 minutes of her time respectively. That’s just 24 and 36 USD and is less expensive than an average meal in the states at a classy eatery.

Apart from the usual gallery of photos, Paula has a couple of videos in her profile showing you what you are missing out on by not spending all your free time with her! In one video she’s shown nude and pissing in a toilet, while in the other she’s seen dressed in a skimpy outfit and thrusting her chest at the camera. What ripe watermelons she has!

Another escort I checked out there and sorta fell in love with calls herself Mariposa. You should see the kind of soft bubble butt this chick is packing! Mariposa is bi, open to everything you can think of in bed, and available Monday to Sunday. Yeah, it's like her pussy gets no rest!

She’s a 33-year old escort in Montevideo and posted her escort Uruguay ad on the 8th of February, 2021. Even better, this Montevideo escort chick is not scared to display her face on camera and is a 33-year old oval-faced beauty who looks like she urgently needs my dick in her before nightfall. I better rush and oblige the lady and other escorts Montevideo!

Now, I really love the way escort ads are set out on Yirantas. Once you click on an escort ad, there are forward and backward buttons at either side of the page that you can click on to load the previous or next escort. That makes escort browsing incredibly fast and convenient.

A Site Of Cumming Magnificence!

Here we will talk about the site features and design, so pay attention. Yirantas.com makes use of a functional but otherwise far from glitzy site design. The background color is white, with a fair number of filtering options located near the top of the page. The rest of the homepage has escort profile thumbnails and like I have said before there’s a lot of these and much more will load when you click the Load More option.

Spanish is the default site language here. I would have loved to see options to change this to English or other languages, but such was not available. Anyway, you all still need to remember that English is not the only language in the world and that this particular Uruguayan escort site is focused on getting the cum-slaking attention of fellas in South America and these speak Spanish as a matter of course.

There’s a Free Ad tab to be seen on the far right of the homepage. Only click on this though if you intend to create an escort ad and will not be all that creeped out by men calling you at all hours of the day and night and wanting to fuck most of your brain matter out of your pink cunt!

There are essentially two search bars at the top of this escorts Uruguay homepage and these work as advertised. The first lets you search for escorts in your location. To use, just enter your location or allow the site to know where in Uruguay you are resting your soft bottom at the moment, and all escorts within that specific locale, from 0 to 50 kilometers away will show up on the homepage.

The other search bar is much more rad. With this, you can filter escorts by their abilities and capabilities, like if they can squirt or not, if they perform anal or not, if they work as independents or for an escort agency, their age, prices they charge, country of origin, and much more. Frankly, I am deeply impressed with the range of sorting options on offer here. It has to be one of the best I have seen in a while in an escort site.

Generally, stuff at Yirantas is easy to look up. This escorts Uruguay site is also easy to navigate and well laid out, and browsing through the long list of escorts is made more enjoyable by the fact that a single click is all you need to browse from one escort to the next, via the Back and Forward buttons on each escort profile page. With a decent features list, a functional site design, and loads of content sorting options, Yirantas seems to have done everything it can to make getting folks laid as easy and stress-free as possible. Hats off to them.

What I Think of Yirantas

I get paid to think, right? Well, I think that Yirantas.com has done an excellent job with their site so far. Of course, the addition of an English language option would make some sense. However, of more concern to me is that while the site does have thousands of escorts, there’s no possibility of knowing if they are who they say they are, or have the capabilities and physical attributes they say they have. Escort profiles also usually lack reviews, so you can’t always read what fellas that got together with these chicks and had cumming fun with them think of the experience.

Overall, I would recommend the site. But I would be very careful when going there just in case.