VogMTL

VogMTL.com

What’s in a name they might say, but I do think there’s a lot that's important about names. If you don’t feel so you can stand there while I give you a name that has to do with sucking earthworm dick and see if you like it! Yeah, in my view, there’s a lot that’s important about names and I might go so far as to say that names give us purpose. That’s why when you come across chicks who go by names like Sexy Shirley, you feel free to drool all over them and enquire as to the kind of price that’s attached to their snatch!

Now, it’s time to review a Canadian escort agency that calls itself VogMTL. I have no idea what the name means and it is the kind of name that will depress any erect woody. This escort agency has a slew of the choicest, sleekest, and most edible Montreal escorts, and getting in the pants of these beauties before battering their ovaries out of their pussies with your huge boner should be a top bucket list item!

Anyway, here’s my VogMTL.com review. Feel free to read it and weep!

A Thorough Vog In The Making

Heard of a fella named Mark Zuckerberg? Well, he runs Facebook, Instagram, Whatsapp, and other sites and is richer than god himself. Anyway, this is one uptight cat, and typing something like “fuck” in a Facebook post can see your account banned or restricted. Why does that matter here? Well, simply because due to how anal-retentive dear Mark is, some people self-censor themselves while talking about things of the flesh, replacing the word fuck with vog. How clever is that and why do I suspect that was the inspiration behind the name of this escort site Canada!

Now, VogMTL has some of the sweetest chicks on the market. I am talking about girls that look like they pee ice cream and crap chocolate chip cookies. That is why it is a matter of urgent importance to get these chicks squatting over your mouth without further delay! Need to know how much these escorts Montreal charge? Well, you have to give the fellas over at VogMTL a call and they will readily tell you how much it costs to get their girls impaled on your cock and fucked out of their minds till they call you daddy!

Actually, you don’t have to do that. There’s a Rate and Policies tab at the top of the page that states these girls charge from 240-260CAD per hour. That is $192-$208 and while more expensive than what most independent escorts charge in the states does seem like an absolute bargain considering the very high class of escorts that VogMTL has to spoil fellas with! So, if you need your boner squirming up these chicks, I would suggest you have at least $200 in hand or else!

Montreal Escorts On Vog

There are less than 50 Montreal escorts on VogMTL and all are classy. Their face are not revealed but they do have the kind of figure a blind man could joyously wank to!

These babes can be seen by clicking the Our Ladies tab at the top of the VogMTL page. Each escort profile states the name of the escort concerned, plus a few of her physical attributes. Examples include Angelica New Hot Blonde Bomb, Mia Delightful Ebony Beauty, Alicia Stunning Classic Brunette, and Ashley Spectacular Package.

Clicking on any of these escort profiles lets you better know the escort concerned. Each profile contains a short bio that does not appear to have been written by the escort it describes, their weekly schedule, and measurements. Also featured are multiple professionally shot images that could be easily be printed and stuck on the walls of a seminary toilet for the fellas there to wank to! These images can be browsed in a slideshow format and could very well do duty as your computer wallpaper!

There’s a Review link on every escort profile. However, clicking on this takes you off-site to Merb.CC.

It bears repeating that all of these Montreal escorts seem of the highest possible quality and could pass for VIP escorts any day of the week. I have no idea how skilled they are, but seeing how perfectly sexy they look they don’t need to have a lot of skills to give you the most rad orgasms possible!

The Vogging Homepage

As to be expected, VogMTL com has a pristine and very intuitive website design. The homepage is clean and sweet and at the top is an image of a feature-packed brunette who looks like the answer to every prayer I ever uttered during my numerous wet-dreams!

It appears that this escort agency Canada caters to the needs of both English and French speakers. Thus, tabs and other stuff on the site are written in both English and French. The Home, Our Ladies, Who’s On Today, Rate & Policies, and Get In Touch With Us tabs are right at the top of the page where they cannot possibly be missed. Scroll further down the homepage and you will see the list of girls available for duty, plus a number where you can call up or send a text message to this escort agency and relate what you need them to do for you.

The entire site is clean and sweet, with no ads or spam and browsing through everything in view is speedy and joyful.

What I Think of VogMTL

Well, apart from a name that makes no sense and a piddling number of escorts, I think VogMTL has done everything possible correctly. It is assuredly worth a visit and while its escorts do charge more than most hookers in America, their cunts appear well worth the premium and are dying for a visit from a trembling boner or two!