Yesbackpage
Yesbackpage Review
โ It's free
โ Covers the US and a few other countries
โ Has a lot of escort ads, and these are regularly updated.
โ Colorless homepage design
โ Repeat escort ads
โ Poor range of site features
Score 56/100
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Yesbackpage.com
Most of us have heard of Backpage. Well, the feds went and shut it down a few years ago and that still makes me mad enough to have sex with my TV!
So, is YesBackpage com a Backpage replacement? It does feel like it and even says it is. Let the damn feds come shut this one down and they will have a whole me armed with a lightsaber and a Pelican dropship to contend with!
Anyway, hereโs my Yes Backpage com review. Read it and weep or I am talking to the feds tomorrow about your nasty bedroom proclivities!
Itโs A Yes to Backpage!
Like the original Backpage, Yes Backpage covers escorts in North America, the UK, New Zealand, and Australia. It apes the look and feel of the original Backpage com site and in fact, could be its fraternal twin! Letโs go see what escorts on Yes Backpage are willing to accept to see a cock lodged in them for hours!
Well, it appears that Yes Backpage escorts are of the shy type. These ladies are perfectly okay with telling you what you and your prick can and cannot do to them and their slits, but draw the line at stating their rates! Sure, there might be some escort ads here with the rates listed, but to find them I would have to go through the entire roster of escorts ads, and no way am I doing that if Rihanna is not sitting on my face all night long as a reward of sorts!
Given that the escorts I saw on this site are average babes, I would wager they can be banged as hard as any drum for around $150-$200 per hour. 30-45 minutes would cost you much less of course, but never fuck escort pussy for 45 minutes if you can dig through it for an hour!
Yes To Sexy Escorts, Yes To Orgasms Unlimited!
You know, the way you get to cum when you bone an escort needs to be studied by teams of researchers! Like if you are poking into your wife, your jism will be in dribbles, while if it is an escort you are poking into, that dribble will become an unstoppable fountain! It is almost like escorts America all have the key to orgasms unlimited and it sure is a good thing they are not stingy and more than willing to spread it for all cummers!
So, to get at escorts here, you first need to look over the list of countries, states, and cities and choose a city of your choice. That opens a page that looks like something out of Craiglist. This page has numerous sections devoted to buying and selling all sorts of things, jobs, and dating, but clicking stuff listed in these sections will usually reveal just an empty page. The XXX-related section is at the top left. Here you can access adult jobs, escorts of all sex. Clicking on most of what you see there though will trigger the opening of a new page where you can access adult cam sites, escort sites, and the like.
To get to where the escorts are, just click the Female Escort link in the Adult Services section. This brings forth a long list of escort ads that consist of a single sentence and are arranged by date. At the top of this page are tabs that let you post your own ad or open an account on Yes Backpage. Also in the same location are options that let you access other cities apart from the one you are in, and thereโs a pull-down menu at the left with yet more options.
Clicking an escort ad is easy, but the escort profiles here are not the most colorful or detailed you will encounter during your escort-smashing carrier! Escort ads usually have a single picture that can be clicked on for zooming purposes. Information in these ads indicates when it was posted and on what date it will expire, plus stats like name, age, services rendered, sexual orientation, phone number, and email of the escort. At the bottom of each escort ad is a short text where escorts state their social media handles, what they are good for and what they can do for you.
Letโs take a look at Keeton Joy for sample purposes. The title of her escort ad is Hot Girl Ready To Fuck and she is a busty, pretty babe who is indeed hot enough to melt around your cock like hot chocolate left on the car dashboard on a broiling summer day! Keeton is 24-years old, lives in Kansas, and is available day and night for handjobs, doggy-fucks, hardcore XXX, ass eating, threesomes, and fetishes of all stripes. Sounds like if you asked this babe to let you fire a bazooka up her ass she would agree!
Laika also calls Kansas home. Sheโs 25-years old, very busty, tattooed, and says she has a wet and juicy pussy you better come have a taste of! This escort America loves dirty oral, extreme doggy XXX, 69, BJ, anal, and can be very playful. Well, one way to ensure she stops being playful is to have the biggest cock in your possession showing her anal muscles whoโs the baddest boss in the state!
Yeah, the babes on Yes Backpage are certainly adventurous enough to make the call girls in your locale fear for the future profitability of their line of work! As for quality, Yes Backpage escorts while pretty and cock-engorging still look mostly average. Few would make it to any VIP escort list, but all are certified bad babes who are hungry enough to chew your cock to ribbons and ask for permission to boil and eat the eggs in your nut sack!
Never On The Backpage For Long!
I wager that if you have seen the original Backpage then you will have a very good idea of what the homepage of Yes Backpage looks like and what features it has. Thereโs a white background color in place that makes the whole thing look like an Arctic base. The top two-thirds of the homepage lists cities and states in the US, Canada, UK, Australia, and New Zealand, and farther down is an About Us of sorts that discusses the history of Backpage and Yes Backpage, and gives reasons why the latter is a worthy alternative to the former.
The homepage is lacking in features but is easy to use. There are spam and repeat ads, but it doesnโt take you long to figure out how the site works and start browsing it like a pro.
What I Think of Yesbackpage
I do not like the stark homepage design, nor the way escorts ad thumbnails and escort profiles on Yes Backpage are set up. Overall, I think I would need to be beaten badly before I can recommend this escort site America! It is an easily forgettable and poorly crafted something and I think you and I deserve better.